Ted Cruz’s dad says that you are persecuting Ted.  If that is true, you are real good at it.

First, he get caught non-tithing, which his father says amounts to stealing from God.

Then he gets in trouble for a fraudulent “voter report card” he felt was necessary to send to Iowa voters.  The damn thing was awful, if not illegal.

Next, Phil Robertson, king of Duck Dynasty Squaller, spoke at one of Ted’s events and announced that gay marriage is “evil” and “wicked.”  That guy thinks about gay sex more often than Liberace did.  Personally, I think it’s creepy.

While Robertson was blowing the duck whistle, Glenn Beck also rambled on stage.  Cruz defended Beck over his firing at Fox News by saying Beck wasn’t fired because he called President Obama a racist.  No, sireeee.

Cruz suggested throughout the day, by the way, that Beck got kicked off Fox because he foresaw the rise of ISIS.

So now Fox News defends Isis?  Holy cow.

Now I am certain that there’s some other wild-butt stuff Ted did this weekend that I don’t even know about.

Then, to make it a perfect day and to prove there is indeed a God …

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.