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Pokémon and the Pakistani Proselytizer

July 27, 2016 By: Primo Encarnación Category: Uncategorized

You don’t have to know anything about Pokémon Go for this story other than this: in order to “catch” every character in the game, you have to go to diverse locations. daMrs has caught the Pokémon fever as has, to a lesser extent, your humble correspondent.   So last night we found ourselves sitting on a bench in Goodale Park in Columbus, amongst a flock of millennials, when two older gentlemen walked by, “speaking foreign,” as some might say. I nodded hello.

One of the gentlemen took this as an invitation to chat. It turns out that he is a Christian bishop from Pakistan, seeking asylum in the United States from religious persecution. His friend is a Muslim.

When I asked what church he was a bishop of, I was surprised to learn that Christians in Pakistan from numerous sects have banded together to share resources and fellowship, and his position as bishop was an exercise in ecumenical federalism, rather than climbing the sacerdotal ladder of any particular religion. The bishop – let’s call him “Ed” – professed a form of faith deeply in line with some of the more fundamental sects of Christianity, with total immersion for non-infant baptism, the inerrancy of the Bible, and salvation through faith alone (as opposed to also doing good works) all forming part of his beliefs. He is also, he said, given to glossolalia – speaking in tongues – but doesn’t always do so unless the congregation he is with also believes in it.

Ed and I fell into a discussion of the Christian schisms, the challenges of ecumenism, and the commonality across the faiths, beginning with the Nicene and Apostle’s creeds. I spoke of my long study of the Catholic religion by dint of 14 years of Catholic education. I was too polite to express my deep loathing for organized religion, which I regard as a tool of power that the elites and sometimes the state use to control the masses and/or to fleece the flocks.

But it would have been wrong of me for another reason. Ed’s deep faith, his openness to various forms of expression of that faith, his willingness to subjugate his own need to be correct in order to lift up others who hold his same basic beliefs in the salvific power of the Word made Flesh, and his mission to proclaim that message of unity rather than differences, reminds us all that we are all much more alike in our humanity, and that our differences are like the clothes we wear: expressions of our individuality, layered over the common body of being human.

His friend, let’s call him “Sal,” is a Muslim. He was less interested in our discussion, but he was very curious as to what all these young people were doing there. Was there some kind of event? Ed was also curious, because the problem vexing him these days is not his personal safety, but rather reaching out to young people.

I had to explain Pokémon Go to two Pakistanis. Ed wanted to know how to make it work for him – how a “fisher of men” can catch characters at diverse locations –  and we ended up discussing a bus trip to various Pokémon sites, during which he could proselytize his message of inclusiveness to a captive audience.

St. Venonat of Goodale

St. Venonat of Goodale

The idea delighted Sal, while the aspects of the game fascinated him, and I ended up showing two sixty-something men – men whom Donald Trump considers too dangerous to be let into the country – how to download the Pokémon app.

Because, let’s be honest: Trump’s ban on “terror” countries means a ban on odd-looking, strange-talking, dark-skinned foreigners.

Yet here is a man, from a “terror” country, a devout believer in the Gospel – much more so than Trump and his minions – who was so oppressed, and in such danger in his homeland, that the beacon of freedom he turned to was America. And he took his new freedom of religion to the center of a park where weed-smoking, same-sex PDAs and naked boobs are much more common than a Bible, to build bridges across oceans, across cultures, across generations,  across races and across faiths, in love for his fellow human beings.

America, Bishop Ed chose, for to save and to be saved, looking for a more perfect communion and a more perfect Union.

Let’s not let him down.

WhiteSplainin’ It To Michelle Obama

July 27, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Even Donald Trump had the good sense to leave Michelle Obama the hell alone.  He snarked not one single time about her speech at the convention.

Even. Donald. Trump.

Let that float around in your head when I tell you that Bill O’Reilly couldn’t help himself.  Referring to Michelle Obama’s thoughts about slaves being used to build the White House….

Slaves that worked there were well-fed and had decent lodgings provided by the government, which stopped hiring slave labor in 1802. However, the feds did not forbid subcontractors from using slave labor. So, Michelle Obama is essentially correct in citing slaves as builders of the White House, but there were others working as well.

Things like “decent housing” and “hiring” slave labor show what a total and complete clueless sumbitch O’Reilly truly is.

Does he understand what slavery was?  Would he exchange his freedom for a meal and a roof over his head?  Yeah, well, I guess he already has.

 

Welcome to Civilization

July 27, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

We just nominated the first woman for President from a major political party.  Welcome to 1966 (Indira Gandhi) and 1979 (Margaret Thatcher), America.

 

Welcome to America! Donald Trump Wants You To Leave.

July 27, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

My friend Pam is a damn hoot.  Every convention night for the past two weeks she’s called me at about 11:00 and laughed about everything on the teevee.  Pam comes from a completely different background than I do and seeing the world through her eyes has made me a better person.

My favorite thing that Pam does is that she goes to register new voters at the Houston Naturalization ceremony.  She sent me these pictures this morning of brand spankin’ new Americans.

And her favorite one:

 

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She registered every damn one of them!

 

Tops In Goofy

July 26, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, do you remember the Freedom Kids who sang at one of the first Trump Rally?

 

Yeah, you could not forget that even if you tried like hell.

They were perfectly awful.

Awful appears to be the Donald Trump campaign slogan because he exploited them worse than their own parents did.

Jeff Popick, the creator behind the patriotic trio and father of the youngest member in the group, says he plans to sue Trump, alleging his campaign violated several verbal agreements and subsequently stiffed the group of proper monetary compensation.

Yeah, Trump did not pay them.

Girls!  Vote Democratic!

Thanks to Bryan for the heads up.

 

Mike Pence Makes My Head Hurt

July 26, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The Houston Chronicle (of all places!) has a kinda cool thing this morning called, “The Most Outrageous Things Mike Pence Has Said …”

There’s 15 of them and I’m sure you’ll find a favorite.  Mine?  Thank you for asking.

“Republicans, from George Washington to George W. Bush just have better ideas.”

Yes, like the idea that George Washington was a Republican or that George Bush ever had a good idea.

And, since I haven’t found an excuse to use this picture I’m just gonna leave it right here.

 

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Yes, I can make him laugh.

Yes, he is tall enough to go quail hunting with a net.

Yes, Bubba told me to wipe the drool off my chin and that I was embarrassing myself.