You know how your state has sunk to the depths of Trumperism?  Your friends from Texas start sending sympathy cards.  And thank you notes for taking off the pressure.

The official North Carolina Republican State Party tweeted angrily last night —

“.@timkaine wears a Honduras flag pin on his jacket but no American flag. Shameful.”

It took about 30 seconds for everybody to point out to them that the pin is a Blue Star Service pin for his son, who is a deployed Marine.

The North Carolina GOP took down the tweet.  You know, like it never happened.  Because you can make stuff disappear on social media.

Oops.

Now, you’d think that the state with the largest military base in the country would know what a Blue Star Service pin is.  That’s what you’d think.  And you’d be wrong.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Remember that time when Donald Trump committed treason by encouraging a foreign government to hack United States emails?

He was just kidding.  And it only took him 24 hours to come up with that excuse because he’s brilliant, and a YUGE genius.

And you know how Trump keeps saying that he has no financial investments in Russia?  Yeah, but that doesn’t mean that powerful Russians don’t have investments in him.

After last night, Trump’s Twitter addiction seems to have fallen victim to crickets.  He’s still going with the whole doom and despair thing.

Joe Biden just set the house on fire.

Middle class Joe took the fight to the middle class.

Y’all, I screwed up.  Completely.  I thought Tim Kaine was from Virginia.

Thank God for Trump –

“Her running mate Tim Kaine, who by the way did a terrible job in New Jersey — first act he did in New Jersey was ask for a $4 billion tax increase and he was not very popular in New Jersey and he still isn’t,” Trump said.

I would have gone through life confusing Tim Kaine with Thomas Kean.

Since Donald is Yuge Smart and called Barack Obama “ignorant,” life has become so fun.

This is a day when the Democrats nominated a woman to be president and Donald Trump told another woman to “be quiet.”

Donald Trump once again targeted NBC News correspondent Katy Tur during a Wednesday news conference, telling the reporter to “be quiet.”

Tur asked Trump whether he has “any qualms about asking a foreign government … to hack into a system of anybody’s in this country” after Trump said he hoped Russia would find more emails from Hillary Clinton or the DNC.

There ya go.

And, if you see one of them within five minutes of the other, look for a phone booth.

They are the same guy.

Donald today —

Donald J. Trump said Wednesday that he hoped Russia had hacked Hillary Clinton’s email, essentially encouraging an adversarial foreign power’s cyberspying on a secretary of state’s correspondence.

“Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing,” Mr. Trump said, staring directly into the cameras. “I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press.”

 

Making deals with the devil, eh, Donald?

And here’s one for your giggling fun …

And as far as the tax returns, as soon as the audits complete, like any lawyer would tell you, Greta Van Susteren she was going over it a while ago, she’s a lawyer. She said well no lawyer would let somebody release a tax return when they’re under audit. It’s a routine audit. I’ve gone through audits, which I think is very unfair, for 15 years. I have friends that are very rich and never get audited. I’m audited every year. Maybe that’s because of politics, who knows.

Greta Van Susteren is his expert on recent American history.

I guess Greta didn’t know that every GOP nominee since Nixon has released their tax returns and Nixon did it under audit.

Greta Van Susteren.  Damn, that’s the best lawyer Trump could buy?