To think that the Federal Election Commission has doubts about the validity of this candidate for President!

Oh yeah, they’ll accept Donald Trump as a legitimate candidate but turn their noses up at Yeshua KingofKings Lord JesusChrist HolyOne?

There is something I would like to see, though.

I would love to see the signature.  I suspect it’s not written in Arabic.

And you would think that Yeshua KingofKings Lord JesusChrist HolyOne could de better than Club Entrepreneur rent-an-office. Hell, I didn’t even know Yeshua KingofKings Lord JesusChrist HolyOne was an entrepreneur.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

Saturday morning is a tough time to be driving on Interstate 4 from Volusia County to Lake Mary.  The terrorist ain’t got nothing on Bubba and Big Hank and Snotty Bob.

Erick Salazar, tooting down the road with his 9 year old son in the car, got peeved at some dude driving a truck.  As any normal citizen of Florida would do, he got his paintball gun and fired “several shots” at the offending truck.

The guys in truck felt in danger for their lives, not even to mention how highly offended they were.  So, they take turns shooting a real gun back at Salazar.

Only through the luck of the stoopid, there were no innocent bystanders harmed in the making of this highway drama.  However, everybody except the 9 year old, who was too mature to get involved, went to jail.

All three men, who are all in their 20s, are being held in the Seminole County Jail on a variety of charges.

Felony Stupid.

Okay, so Trump went on Fox and Friends this morning to reveal his foreign policy plans after last night’s bomb in New York.  It’s kinda technical so I hope Steve Doocy understood it.

So, his plan to fight Isis is to gather a posse and knock the hell out of the Nation of Over There.

Why didn’t Obama think of that.  Yeah, thanks Obama.  No, seriously, thanks Obama.

Well, well, well …. bake my butt and call me biscuits.

I know this comes as no shock to you but prosecutors in bridgeghazi say that Chris Christie knew it was happening while it was happening.

But, the fun part is that both the prosecution and defense lawyers agree on this.

The prosecutors made the assertion during opening statements in the trial of two former Christie administration officials charged with closing the lanes in 2013 and then covering it up.

Mr. Christie has insisted that he had no knowledge of the plot to close the lanes, and said that he did not recall being told about the closings while they were happening.

Defense lawyers have also said that Mr. Christie knew. But the statement on Monday was striking in that it was prosecutors confirming that assertion.

I demand a congressional investigation and 20 million dollars to investigate.  Or in the alternative, twenty bucks a guy named Joey the Hammer.

Salt Lake City, Utah.

A 21-year-old from Draper was taken to the hospital Saturday night after being shot in the leg while showing off his new gun.

Sgt. Dan Ko with Draper City Police said around 7:30 p.m. the man was showing off the gun to his little brother in their Draper home.

Ko said a bullet went into the man’s leg. Authorities say the victim’s brother was able to stop the bleeding with a tourniquet and the 21-year-old was transported to the hospital with non life-threatening injuries.

I think “showing off” may be the key words here.  However, it’s an outstanding attempt to teach your little brother about gun safety.

On the highway between here and Austin at a Mexican Restaurant …

A Plethora of Piñatas.

In case you forgot ….

Thanks to Bubba for turning around so I could get the picture.