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Louie! It’s Money! It’ll Spend.

October 05, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

This summer the Tea Party Leadership Fund PAC sent a very sweet and generous check to Louie Gohmert. Five grand ain’t nothing to sniff at.

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Nice, right?

Louie didn’t think so.

He didn’t ever cash the check.

It ain’t like he doesn’t need it.  In 2010, of the 435 members of the house, Louie ranks 435th in terms of wealth.  That year he showed that he had debt of between $100,000 and $200,000.  It has not improved since then.

Maybe he lost the check or something.  Let’s be honest, he doesn’t appear to be very good wth money.

So the Tea Party Leadership PAC gave Louie’s money to a non-profit.

 

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Wave bye-bye to your money once again, Louie.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

Vice Presidential Debate Hollerin’ and Stompin’ Room

October 04, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Here ya go.  Tim Kaine wasn’t my first pick, but he is tonight.

Chat it up.

 

Who Is This Miss Spoken and Why Does She Hang Out With Such Goofy People?

October 04, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Senator Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire first says she thinks Donald Trump is a good role model for kids.

Then the next morning she wakes up with Miss Spoken.

I do not even know who this Miss Spoken woman is.  My best guess is that she’s a little fairy who comes to fix things when you lie or say something dumber than bean dip.

I just wish she’d find a better class of people to grant wishes to.

 

Okay, Texas, Them’s Fighting Words

October 04, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

As most of you know, Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen sleeps with one eye open watching to big money boys organizing at the Federal Elections Commission.

He found us a fun one.

 

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Come to find out, the treasurer of this PAC is the president and CEO of Angry Otter Productions, LLC, an independent film company, with a whole lot of job openings.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

Handy Guide To Knowing When Trump is On Script

October 04, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

My friend Pam called me this morning expressing fear that Donald is now following script because he talked about how much business acumen he has.  But, he pronounced it a-cumin.  Long a, and then the spice we add to chili.

It’s a word he’s never heard before.

Let me just add this hint: if you can’t pronounce it, you can’t be it.

 

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No wonder he doesn’t stay on script.  He can’t pronounce the big words.

Thanks to Sweet Pam for the heads up.

When Egos and Aqua Velva Converge

October 04, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so we have Donald Trump, who should be the equipment manager for insanity as a lifestyle.

Then we have Julian Assange, the founder of wikileaks, who should just admit that he’s Donald Trump without money.

I would like to offer proof.

Trump’s people have spent a week living for today.  They just knew that Assange was going to release a “bombshell” on Clinton in the wee hours of the morning that was going to make up for Trump having the self-made worst week in the history of anybody running for office.

 

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Old conservative white men really shouldn’t get that excited without a crash cart standing by.

So Assange makes the gathered press wait two hours (sound familiar?) before he walks out and drops his bombshell: he has a new book and he wants you to buy it.

This come straight from Breitbart soaring on the wings of broken hearts:

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The press got played once again by men who whose egos thrive by shouting FIRE! in a crowded theater.

I am so torn with wanting this to be over but being flabbergasted by it all the same.

Okay, it can be over.  I’m fine with that.