The White House is where we’re reminded that the most dangerous airborne virus in America isn’t Ebola, it’s Amnesia.

Remember that completely unqualified guy the Republicans think is the next Antonin Scalia so they voted him a lifetime appointment as a federal judge, even though he’s fresh out of law school and has never tried a case?  Brent Talley is on the road to being a punchline in Trump era jokes.

I know you’re going to be surprised, but his main qualification is amnesia.

Now, that’s some souped-up, doubled geared, rootin’ tootin’ case of amnesia.  Oh yeah, I forgot, my wife is the White House counsel’s chief of staff, who is also being called as a witness in the Mueller investigation.

Ms. Donaldson has emerged in recent weeks as a witness in the special counsel’s investigation into whether Mr. Trump obstructed justice. She was interviewed by investigators recently about her detailed notes about conversations with Mr. McGahn on topics including the firing of the former F.B.I. director James B. Comey, according to two people briefed on the matter, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss the investigation with reporters.

Well, isn’t that just too cute!

I swear that the White House is the mob with all the crime families taking over.

Let’s see — he’s 36 years old, has only been a lawyer for three years, has held low level government desk jobs since law school, was only the second nominee since 1987 to be unanimously voted Not Qualified by the American Bar Association, has never tried a case in his damn life, but ta! da! he’s married to McGahn’s chief of staff!

Oh yeah, and Alabama’s two Republican senators recommended him.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

UPDATE:  Oh, the fun just ever ends.

(Please look down at your own risk.  Please don’t be drinking coffee or any crap like that.  Got it? Okay.)

Oh, it gets even better.

He also wrote books about paranormal activity and “has a cult following.”

You know that guy on the Discovery Channel who talks about space aliens?

I think Republicans are voting to give him a lifetime appointment as a federal judge.

This.  This right here is why we can no longer tell satire from reality.

Trump has to stop making headlines after I’ve closed down for the night to watch the news and discuss politics and baseball with my Bubba.

But, holy damn cow.

WikiLeaks, twitter, and Junior.  Ain’t we got fun?

Breaking News:

McConnell was asked if he believes the allegations are true.

“I believe the women,” he said.

Moore has repeatedly denied the allegations.

Multiple lawmakers have called for Moore to step aside following the reports.

Poor Mitch.  Lose a senate seat when he needs to pass a budget or lose female votes for damn ever.

I *almost* feel sorry for him.

Nah, not even *almost.*  I’m enjoying the hell out of this.

EDITED:  John Cornyn found his in the same place.  He will announce shortly that he’s also withdrawing his support.

Some days I wonder if I should just go back to bed because it ain’t worth it.

Okay, that’s way out there even for Alabama.

Besides – Lawnmower theft?  Isn’t that what happened to Rand Paul?

I didn’t post a picture of the guy because you absolutely do not want to see it.

Thanks to SGrey for the heads up.

Well, the Keurig Coffee maker pulled their ad from Sean Hannity’s show over the Roy Moore interview.

So, the Hannity Coven decided to boycott and while they are at, buy a bunch of Keurig coffee makers to destroy on Twitter. That’s not how it works. That’s not how any of it works.

They think “economics” is faith based.

According to a few friends who do the Twitter, there’s even a trending Twitter #KeurigSmashChallenge going on.

But maybe the funniest part is Democrats-in-disguise encouraging them to go buy more Keurig coffee makers to destroy in more creative ways.  Tape it and put it on Twitter so everybody will know what a great American you are.

And then have a cup of tea.  With a shot of vodka in it.

Well, come to find out, a fellow by the name of Paul George Dandan, 30 years old, was found to be in possession of a weapon of mass destruction.  He’s a damn air traffic controller in Charlotte, North Carolina.

Seriously.

Here’s his story:  his 39 year old roommate made a pipe bomb to use against a neighbor, but he changed his mind.  So, he gave the pipe bomb to Dandan.

You know, like I make cupcakes but then I decide not to eat them because, you know, calories. So, I give them to my roommate because, you know, that heifer will eat anything.

Friends:  get you some.

They arrested the roommate, too. I don’t know about you, but I probably wouldn’t sleep too well knowing that there was a pipe bomb just lurking around in my apartment.

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.