No kidding, this is the front page of the Daily Times, from “Northwest” Alabama.

Thanks to Deb and AlanInAustin for the heads up!

Seriously, this was tweeted by the President of the Damn United States of America.

Last year he was 12 years old.  He’s going backwards.

Next thing you know, Roy Moore will ask him out.

CNN has a video of Republican leaders being questioned about Roy Moore.  It’s 44 seconds of them smiling, chuckling, gesturing, and waving off any questions about Moore.  I don’t know how to embed CNN videos here so you’re going to have to follow this link to see it.  (It’s the second video on the page.)

It’s disgusting.

Even more disgusting is the fact that it looks like a pervert line-up.  All these old, white, Republican men thinking this whole thing is funny.

Wipe that smile off your face, McConnell.

Okay, so now we know that Michael Flynn hasn’t flipped — yet.

The only kind of flipping he’s done is out.  That sumbitch has flipped out.

The Wall Street Journal reported Friday that Special Counsel Robert Mueller is probing an alleged plot for Michael Flynn and his son to kidnap a cleric living in the U.S. and deliver him to the Turkish government for a $15 million fee.

Remember when Trump said he was only gonna hire the best people?  Well, maybe he’s kept that promise because he never said what they would be best at doing.  I mean, Flynn could be the best kidnapper ever.  Maybe he could put Bruno Hauptmann to shame.

As far as we know Tillerson could be the best self-serving deal maker since Dick Cheney. Sarah Huckabee Sanders is obviously the best in all of America at pointless jabbering.  Jared?  The best worthless brother-in-law you’ve ever seen.   My money says Mike Pence is the best sweetest looking old man fixing to be exposed as Roy Moore’s pimp.

Anybody want to go on and on?

Besides, what if Flynn and his son tried to kidnap this preacher-man and they failed?  Then Trump would have to apologize because they were not the best at kidnapping.  Our only hope is that they are the best at telling a special prosecutor everything they know.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Don’t forget to Adopt a County if you haven’t already done so.

Okay, you did a great job covering the coastal counties, so let’s go to Adopt a County.  If you have a particular county you’re interested in adopting for the ballot by mail application program, please let me know and I will email you back the cost.

Thanks  once again for helping to insure that Democrats in Texas who are over the age of 65 get a ballot by mail!

YOU ROCK!

You know, when a man has to wear Jesus on his forehead and remind everyone what a wonderful Christian he is, something is probably real wrong.

And I know it’s weird that a judge who was impeached twice for ignoring the law would turn out to be an awful person.

And I know that four women who don’t know one another would collude to make up fake news.

And I know a guy who would lie about stealing money from his own charity probably wouldn’t lie about anything else.

But remember when Republican were horrified, horrified I tell you, that over a consensual blow job between two adults.  Whoa boy, they have changed since then.

Roy Moore is a slimy person.  They should lock his wrinkled ole butt in a room with these four women for at least half an hour.  Maybe they can help him find Jesus.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.