Okay, it all started with Laura Ingraham saying something mean, which is what she does for a living. Maybe you’ve never seen her but she’s a regular on Fox News and Slime Tweeting.

She SlimeTweeted one of the leaders of the Parkland students by saying, “David Hogg Rejected By Four Colleges To Which He Applied and whines about it.”

The students called for a boycott of her show. Advertisers heard it and it’s working …

Online travel website TripAdvisor and Rachael Ray’s pet food brand Nutrish have since said they would stop advertising on Ingraham’s show.

So Ingraham tweeted an apology to Hogg.

Holy week?  How ’bout you apologize in the spirit of human dignity?

Okay, I say we let it go this time.  Think about this:  if she loses her job on Fox, she’ll be the next Secretary of State or some damn thing.

Hey, once Trump gets impeached, I’ll help you tie her to Sean Hannity and let her talk through her nose in his face for days on end.

The correction of the day comes from the Wall Street Journal.

For those who didn’t go to Bible School …

And Moses lifted up his hand, and with his rod he smote the rock twice: and the water came out abundantly, and the congregation drank, and their beasts also.

Numbers 20:11

Moses made miracles.  Iraq not so much.

Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.

I know Trump shops for lawyers on teevee.  Rumor has it that he really liked Joe diGenova and Victoria Tensing when he would see them on Fox News but when they got to the White House without stage makeup, special lighting, and canned questions, they didn’t look so hot.

But, I think Trump uses Fox News like some people use QVC.  He gets his crap there.

So, here we go with The QVC Presidency –

John Bolton – Fox News commentator and new head of the National Security Council.

Larry Kudlow – Fox News commentator and new head of the Council of Economic Advisors.

Joseph DiGenova – Fox News legal analyst and (nearly) new legal counsel for the President’s Russia problems. (This “item” was returned after it was deemed not to meet the buyer’s expectations.)

Peter Hegseth – Fox News blatherer and (nearly) new head of the VA. (“Item” rejected after it was determined that this hire would be redundant; the President already has marital infidelity and nepotism covered.)

Who could be the next recruit from Fox News and for what position? Geraldo Rivera, Jesse Watters, Bill O’Reilly (I hear he’s looking for work).

Thanks to Sarah for this idea and most of this writing. 

One of our customers, Joe’s Still Confused, reminded me of this one.

The New York Times is reporting that Trump’s former lawyer John Dowd  contacted the lawyers for Mike Flynn and Paul Manafort “floated the possibility” that Trump may pardon both of them.

Dowd resigned last week, but apparently not before he let it be known among writ twits that if Dowd and Flynn didn’t flip on Trump, there would be a pardon in the offering.  Dowd denies it. Of damn course.

I’m not a lawyer.  I am, however, married to one. I also gave birth to one, who also married one, whose mother and father are both lawyers. They all kept telling me that this kind of crapola was happening because anybody who would lawyer for Trump has to be unencumbered by ethics.

Legal experts are divided about whether a pardon offer, even if given in exchange for continued loyalty, can be considered obstruction of justice. Presidents have constitutional authority to pardon people who face or were convicted of federal charges.

This is how screwy DeeCee lawyers are. Regular people cannot offer anything to a potential witness.  However, apparently there are those who think a Washington DeeCee lawyer can. I wonder why the hell that is?  Because they are full of crap, that’s why.

You have to see it for yourself.  Click right here.

You’ll laugh.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.