Beto’s campaign is not buying highway signs.  So, we’re trying to buy some for Fort Bend.  If you live in a nearby rural county, you can buy one and pick it up here in central Fort Bend.  We will put it up for you!

If you’re from out of state and you hate Ted Cruz, I will hang a laminated sticker off the tee-post of your sign and email you a picture of it!

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Y’all, I have kinda figured out what #QAnon is.  To be honest, all I really know is that I do not want to even go there to look. I figure that if Alex Jones and Sean Hannity promote it, it’s probably over the Texas Interscholastic League’s allowable level of insanity and greed.

Thelma tells me it’s the Zombie Apocalypse and nobody who is actually alive has recognized that yet.  No matter, because Thelma has stocked up on whatever it is you stock up on when there’s zombies at your back door.

But here you’ve got grown adult people running around talking in code like the rest of us did in junior high school.

Leave it to Georgia, and I think because it’s far too hot in Georgia in August for proper thinking to prosper, to take this whole thing over the line.  There’s a car wash in Georgia sending #QAnon signals.

No, I am not kidding.

An Acworth car wash has aligned its business with a group who believe a government insider is publicly uncovering a vast left-wing plot against President Donald Trump.

The billboard reads “#QANON” — citing a group many have said espouse conspiracy theories — and has a logo with the name of Car Nutz Car Wash in the bottom left corner.

You know, they could have just left off the first “Car” and the whole thing would make better sense.

I’m starting a conspiracy that this billboard is a false flag and  Nuts Car Wash is front for Nancy Pelosi and her squad of lefty lesbian liberals to take over the muscle car industry.

Oh Good Lord in Heaven Above, Trump is having a twit fit this morning with ten tweets in a row – all defensive, all complaining about people who criticize him.

Talk about getting up on the wrong side of the bed.  Oh hell, talk about getting up.

Right now – 8:25 am Texas time – his last tweet was 8 minutes ago so it’s probably not over yet since I suspect Fox and Friends is still on.  Somebody should get this man some old Scoopy Do reruns – he’ll hardly know the difference except it’ll put him in  better mood.

On the other hand, he did win the Drama Queen award this morning, prying it from Omarosa hands.

Rob sent us this picture of industrial strength irony.

No spellcheck on cardboard, but you’d think … phonics?

Thanks to Rob for the heads up.

You know, it struck me last night that Trump was all screechy and mud hen crazy over his belief that Obama wiretapped him.

Come to find out, Trump was being wiretapped except it was by Omarosa and his own damn lawyer, Michael Cohen. I’m wondering how many other of his friends were wiretapping him that we just haven’t heard about yet.

Melania?  Could we be that lucky?

This is the Washington Post but headlines like this are all over the Internet machine.

Yeah, but did they count the white nationalists inside the White House?

Thelma wants to know, y’all, because we don’t want no fake news.