God bless the judiciary Democrats – they have finally found their cajones.

Booker says he understands this act comes with the possibility he will be expelled from the Senate.

“How many times are you going to say the same thing?” Says Grassley, nastily.

“Running for president is no excuse for releasing confidential documents,” says Cornyn emphatically.

Thank for reminding us that most of the country does not even know who you are, Cornyn, because you’re not terribly bright.

I am glued to the hearing, y’all.  I’ll update if anything important happens.

Hey, if you’re in Texas and want to thank Cory Booker in person, come join me and a bunch of friends to shake his hand and raise money for Texas Democrats this Saturday night.

And you knew it, too.

A U.S. government photographer edited the official pictures of Donald Trump’s January 2017 inauguration to make the crowd appear bigger, following a personal intervention from the president, according to newly released Interior Department documents.

Sean Spicer called the Park Service several times to get “more flattering photographs” of the inaugural crowd to make it look like more people were there. You know,  like “This was the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration—period.”

Thanks to Carl for the heads up.

So sayeth the lord.  

Guys, I got tied up in Houston today.  I don’t have my computer and trying to post from my phone is more technology than I own.

Carry on.  Have fun watching the Rubio hearing, seeing Alec Jones make a fool of himself, listening to the scoops in Woodward’s book, and whatever the hell else comes up. I might make it back home this afternoon or late tonight.  Hold the fort down.

The internet machine is spitting glitter over Bob Woodward’s new book, but this recorded interview between Trump and Woodward tells you exactly what you need to know about this heap of batcrap sitting in the White House.

Crazy on the phone.  I think it’s better if you listen rather than read the transcript.

I gotta tell you that nothing – not one damn thing – more easily proves that right-wingers are dumb than their reaction to things they want to protest.

I am told that we shouldn’t call them dumb because it makes them feel bad.  Crap, them being dumb makes me feel real bad.  They are destroying my country for one reason – they are dumb.

Look, if I don’t like Chik-fil-a’s political views, I don’t go to Chik-fil-a to eat.  What I don’t do is go to their restaurant, buy something to eat, and then take it outside and burn it or stomp on it or some damn thing. I understand that means they got my money and I got diddle-squat. I’m not dumb.

Remember when Yeti got crosshairs with the NRA and the dumb sumbitch NRA members went out and shot up their very expensive Yeti coolers?  Those things cost hundreds of dollars. They shot them full of holes and put it on YouTube.  Yeti got the money and the dumb people got fame that lasted, I dunno, maybe 36 hours?  Hell, Yeti coolers have a lifetime guarantee and that’s generally more than 36 hours.

Well, now they are all hacked-off at Nike for making Colin Kaepernick their poster man. So, they are burning their shoes. I know the pictures of the man burning the Nike shoes while they are still on his feet is fake but it’s a testament to how dumb Republicans are that millions of people believed it. They are that dumb.

I’m still not going to buy Nike shoes because they are made in sweatshops. But, I will stand in awe of the amount of stoopid that can be housed in one group of people.