Karma is fast.  Sometimes it’s really fast.  Remember a few days ago we talked about Bill Waybourn, the Tarrant County sheriff who went on a racist rant from the WH press room podium about “drunk” immigrants?  You can’t forget him; he’s the hayseed sheriff from Texas who embarrassed all Texans even more  by wearing his cheap cowboy hat that was apparently screwed onto his head so tight he couldn’t take it off, even inside the White House.

Friday night Ol’ Bill got a little Karma treatment when his own son was arrested for…wait for it…being drunk in public.  Young Waybourn topped off his little display (literally) by exposing himself.  And the really funny thing is that he’s not even an immigrant or anything.

Sometimes there is poetic justice in this world , even in the face of an abyss of stupidity and hatefulness.  This is one of those times.

Yee Ha.

Trump has been active with his Sharpie again.

Judge David Briones of the U.S. District Court for the Western District of Texas, ruled that Trump’s declaration of an emergency on the southern border is unlawful

Briones, who was appointed to the court by President Bill Clinton, ruled that Trump overstepped his authority to divert more funds to border security than what was appropriated by Congress.

He also ruled that El Paso has standing to sue the president and members of his Cabinet because the county “suffered reputational and economic injuries” as a result of the administration’s rhetoric on the situation at the border and the construction plans that the proclamation entailed.

This is good stuff.

On a less important Texas court decision today, Infowars loses again. Alex Jones is on his third set of lawyers in the Texas cases and he still hasn’t won even one single motion on any of the cases. This decision came down today from the Third Court of Appeals. I think Lil’ Bubba is enjoying pitching a no-hitter against that slimy sumbitch.

Y’all, I am a happy woman.

Yep. He has to bring his happy butt to testify before congress where oppsies aren’t allowed. Get the team together for watch parties.

Perry on Thursday was subpoenaed by the three House committees — Oversight, Intelligence and Foreign Affairs — leading the investigation into whether Trump abused his power by pushing Ukraine to investigate political rival and former Vice President Joe Biden.

Now this means he has to tell the same story three times. He can’t do that. He can’t tell the same story twice, Honey.

RickPerry at the Intelligence Committee! Here, take my money and give me a ticket.

The Good – I’ve been meaning to tell y’all about this for a while now and I keep forgetting.  If you haven’t heard of Penzeys Spices, haul yourself  over there and take a look around. You’ll find the spices and lots of recipes explaining how to use them.  I am a Penzeys fan because their spices are fresh, cheap, and really, really good. I think I put “Justice” on just about everything. They have amazing sales (wait for one!) and if you sign up for their emails, you get notices of them. They also offer sample sizes so you can try before you invest. Plus, their bottles are so adorable.

The Bad – A Texas sheriff says that migrants are “drunks” who will “run over your children.” He is from Tarrant County – thank Fort Worth – the last Republican big city stronghold in Texas.  Thankfully, the Republicans are fading fast there.

The Climbers – An 8 year old climbed Trump’s wall.

So if you’re in the truck shopping business, and who isn’t?, have I got a deal for you in South Carolina

The South Carolina dealership posted their “latest greatest” promotion on Facebook last week, saying the deal is good through November.

“For the months of October and November, Carolina ford will be giving away a Bible, an American Flag and a Smith & Wesson AR with every vehicle purchased!!!!” Carolina Fords posted. “So if you have been waiting for a great deal on a new or pre-owned vehicle then now is the time to jump on it.”

They have taken the ad off Facebook because liberals are just no damn fun.

This is a real picture of the promo.  I think that’s Dwayne and Cooter posing for the picture. Cooter can’t read so I do not know why the gave him the Bible.

You wanna know what really surprises me?  That nobody in South Carolina has come up with a pickup truck gun rack for an AR.  I mean, what’s the reason to have one if you can’t decorate your truck with it?