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What The Moldy Hell

March 23, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

 

 

He’s offering tests to North Korea and Iran when we are desperate for them here?  Get a helicopter and a parachute and drop his fat lily white naked butt in the middle of either one of those countries with “A Have A Virus” tattooed on his chest.

That is just typical of the whole Republican Party.  They want to give bonuses to billionaires and corporations while the needy get nothing and they want to give much needed tests to our enemies while we suffer and die.

I hate these people.  God forgive me. I hate them.

 

Honey, If It’s Everybody …

March 23, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

 

 

All of them?  All of them.  You can’t even find one to support you and thank you and tell you how wonderful you are?  Doesn’t that tell you something? Everybody but you and Mike Pence is wrong?

You are a big ole whiny baby who sucks all the kindness out of a room.  You are dumber than dog dump. You look ridiculous with that Fake Hair and Skin.  I have to stop. I really do.

 

Thank you, John, For That Insight.

March 23, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

 

There is a pandemic, John.

It’s threatening the health and financial security of millions of Americans, John.

You want a fat, bulging slush fund for corporate bailouts and executive bonuses, John.

Dems said no.

Your response is “blah blah blah”

In a time of crisis, what a serious leader you are, John.

Thanks to Sharon for the heads up.

So If The Senate Bill Still Stinks …

March 23, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so if the Senate stimulus agreement still stinks to high hell for you, you’re okay.

Anosmia, the loss of sense of smell, and ageusia, an accompanying diminished sense of taste, have emerged as peculiar telltale signs of Covid-19, the disease caused by the coronavirus, and possible markers of infection

“We really want to raise awareness that this is a sign of infection and that anyone who develops loss of sense of smell should self-isolate,” Prof. Claire Hopkins, president of the British Rhinological Society, wrote in an email. “It could contribute to slowing transmission and save lives.”

So, when you see a bill that allows stimulus money to pay bonuses to executives or allows stock buy backs, and you want to upchuck, you ain’t got the virus.

You lose your sense of taste, too.  So go buy some Texas barbecue and some North Carolina barbecue.  If you spit out the North Carolina vinegar laced roast beef, you’re alright.

 

Adults Only

March 23, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, this is a little raw, but I’m hoping it’ll make you laugh.  Here’s how things are going in Conroe, Texas

Click right here.

Thanks to Kary for the heads up.

 

If The Virus Was Really Wanting to Help

March 22, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, I agree that nobody, and I mean nobody, in the Senate deserves this more

Kentucky Republican Rand Paul is the first US senator to test positive for coronavirus, according to a statement on Twitter.

… however, if it wanted to help, it would have hit Mitch.