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Republican Sumbitches

May 28, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Last week, the Texas Supreme Court, which is totally Republican, rejected the idea that people who fear Coronavirus could vote my mail. They said, “we conclude that a lack of immunity to COVID-19 is not itself a physical condition for being eligible to vote by mail.”

At the time they handed down their ruling Justice Debra Lehrmann could not be there because she had COVID-19 “despite taking numerous precautions.” So, if this happens during election season, Justice Debbie is just gonna have to pull her ample ass out of bed and go expose her neighbors at her friendly polling station.  That woman has enough gall for all of us.

If COVID19 wasn’t anything to be afraid of, she would have been like the good Republicans in Pennsylvania, who purposefully did not inform their fellow legislators that one of the Republicans had the virus for a damn week.

Oh yeah, they are mad.

 

 

Yep, they are mad.  But, Honey, there is no such thing as being mad ENOUGH about total bullcrap like this. You could put a rock on top of a boulder on top on the Earth on top of Atlas standing on Jupiter and you still ain’t mad enough.

Republicans purposefully and gleefully exposed Democrats to the virus. Republicans all knew.  All of them.  They all and I mean all need to be prosecuted.

A damn week. That’s how horrible these people are. Every damn one of them.

 

Thank You Again, Guys

May 27, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Thank you again for pitching in to help me get a highly qualified Democrat elected in a swing district.  I appreciate your time, your money, and your encouragement.

And thank you for giving me the day off to get everything straightened away and ready for a girlfriend to take over the majority of the project.

I’ll try to be back tomorrow.  I just wanted you to know that everything’s okay.

Well, it’s not really.

Armed protest over the ability to go to Applebee’s.

 

 

Protesting violence against our fellow Americans.

 

 

There’s something real wrong.

Holy Holy Holy Holy ….

May 26, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Look at this.

Twitter has decided to fact check Trump.

A new warning label encouraging Twitter users to “Get the facts about mail-in ballots” appeared on a series of tweets in which the president baselessly claimed ballots received through mail-in voting methods are “fraudulent.”

 

 

Clicking through the new prompt from Twitter brings users to a fact-checking page highlighting a CNN story debunking the president’s false claims. The page also offers a summary with bullet points providing useful context for the misleading tweets, including the fact that vote-by-mail is already widely in use around the country.

Well, I wonder when Tump will have a conniption fit?

 

Oh Dear Lord, White People.

May 26, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Y’all, I am sick of white people.

When is this crap going to stop?

Black while birding? You know what kind of people do birding? Not violent people, I can tell you that. Put your damn dog on a leash whether you’re white or not because it’s the law.

Know what?  I can’t breathe means I can’t breathe.  I don’t care if the man was involved in a forgery. We int give the cruel and unusual death penalty for that.

It feels like black men are being singled-out.  And, I know why it feels that way.  Because black men are being singled out.

 

And It Does Not Stop In North Carolina

May 26, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

If a Republican County Commissioner in New Mexico had his druthers, some guy in North Carolina would have already shot me dead.

“I’ve come to a place where I’ve come to the conclusion that the only good Democrat is a dead Democrat,” he said to a crowd gathered in Sierra County.

Commissioner Couy Griffin says he meant “political death,” not the dead kind of dead, but that wasn’t what the crowd cheered for.

That picture over there is of Cuey during some desperate times in his life.  His Cowboys for Trump PAC neglected to file all the necessary paperwork for PACs.

 

Why Do They Want To Kill Me?

May 26, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so these ReOpen people are truly off their rocker.

Adam Smith, the husband of the ReOpen North Carolina movement, just said that he’s willing to kill people (and by people he means his fellow Americans) if we try to make him do something I guess dangerous, like make him wear a mask when he’s in my airspace.

Here ya go.

 

 

I’m pretty sure you’ve heard of enemies foreign and domestic. He clearly has chosen the domestic path to killing Americans.

Look, Adam, we won’t let you pee on the sidewalk, drive a car without a seatbelt, sell you alcohol if you’re already drunk, or drive around and shoot out pesky traffic lights. If you think what’s really wrong with America is that you cannot cough on people while there’s a damn pandemic, then bygawd you’ve got life too damn easy.

And Trump wants to talk about enemies of the people.