Trump was trying to explain why ballot by mail is corrupt.

Here's the clip from that moment: pic.twitter.com/svsVPtelMf

— The Recount (@therecount) August 5, 2020

So, does this mean he’s going to steal the election?  Or that his cognitives aren’t cognitating?

I, like you, was anxious to hear what the big news from the New York Attorney General was this morning.

It pleased me greatly. Bye, bye, NRA.

The civil suit alleges that the NRA instituted “a culture of self-dealing, mismanagement and negligent oversight.”

“As today’s complaints lays out, we found that the NRA […] fostered a culture of noncompliance and disregard for internal controls that led to the waste and loss of millions of assets and contributed to the NRA’s current deteriorated financial state,” James said during a press conference.

Well, my goodness, that sounds just like the Trump administration.

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UPDATE:  Okay, we’ve got it covered and added 10 more bigger counties to the list.  I want to pay for Brewster County – the largest county in Texas and where my heart lives part time – at $278. so if you want to donate a little toward that, we’ll take it. Brewster County flipped blue 2 years ago and I’m convinced we were part of that.  We will leave this up though Monday and then it’s gone until the next election two years from now.  Jump on your chance to be part of something big in Texas.

Okey Dokey, it’s that time of year.

One of the most successful Democratic programs we have in Texas is ballot by mail for seniors and you guys have always been a major part of it.

I’m asking you to donate to send a ballot by mail application to Democrats over the age of 65 in small Texas counties where the county party can’t afford or isn’t organized enough to mail applications on their own.  We cannot flip Texas without help in the rural counties.

Plus, if you go look at my beg for help, you’ll get a special treat this of seeing Glen Maxey’s housebound evolution into Farmer and Chicken Herder Glen.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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Holy cow, this one is a doozy.

Finally, someone told Trump that without Ballots By Mail, he was gonna get his butt beat in Florida.

So, like damn magic, Florida is suddenly the only state in the nation where voting by mail is safe and nobody can crack the secret cheating code.  Wanna know why?  Because they’ve had two consecutive Republican governors who got it all fixed. That’s what the man said. I heard it.

Honey, Texas has had three consecutive Republican governors who have served for a total of 25 years.  How come our elections can’t be trusted?

Hummmmm …

And I have a follow up question. Did Jared help you come up with that answer?

There’s an editorial in today’s Houston Chronicle:

Scofflaws.  That’s the word I’ve been hunting for months.  I checked the official definition just to be sure it meant what I thought it meant – something Republicans don’t do near enough.

Scofflaw means “a person who flouts the law, especially by failing to comply with a law that is difficult to enforce effectively.”  I guess I’ve heard it used for parking tickets or parking in handicapped zones without a sticker.  They scoff at the law, and by golly it’s a word.

The article has an interesting thought.

The opposition may be noisy, but they are out of step with the overwhelming majority of Texans who see the wisdom using facial coverings to limit the spread of the virus. In a Quinnipiac University survey released late last month, 80 percent of voters said they approved of Abbott’s face mask order. Only 19 percent said they disapproved.

So, 19% are driving the whole you-can’t-make-me-wear-a-mask thing.  We can take ’em, y’all. We can wrestle them to the grown and take them down to the river and baptize them with the truth.  And make them pay $250 for the honor.

I can go with that.

It’s true.  This is not a joke.

So, next week you’ll see a press release from the National Park Service saying that Trump is the only person in the world pronouncing Yosemite correctly.

The National Park Service and Dr. Harry Johnson of Liberty University will soon announce, “It’s a little known fact that a lost group of Jews was wondering around being, you know, lost, and a native American Indian, who did not even know he was American, saw them from the top of a hill.  He hollered, you guess it, “Yo Semites!” and a name was born.  It’s the truth.”

God help us all.

Thanks to Carla for the heads up.