Okay, so have you been wondering why Mitch McConnell has been blocking $25 billion in funding for USPS for 105 days, I have some candy for your curiosity.

Harold Cook, the funniest man in Texas, found some more good stuff.

Dang he caught us. And I just ordered a very fetching new black uniform off of Amazon too. Drats. https://t.co/f9BQs2UHRq

— Harold Cook (@HCookAustin) September 1, 2020

Okay, okay, it was actually people on their way to a Batman convention. Isn’t that Batman’s slogan, “people in the dark shadows of the night controlling crap and stuff?”

Or …

From now until election day, every declarative statement I make will be followed by, “I can’t reveal anymore because it’s under investigation.” Like, you know, “I need to get a bid on painting my house and I can’t reveal anymore because it’s under investigation.” I’m cool.

Your thoughts on who the thugs dressed in black are?  I mean, outside of Trump’s imagination.

Just let him keep talking, Laura.

President Donald Trump on Monday likened police officers who commit acts of brutality to golfers who “choke” and miss a 3-foot putt, resisting the real-time efforts of a conservative cable news ally to steer him away from the comparison.

When a golfer chokes, the ball is still okay.

The golfer loses a bet with his fellow players.

When a policeman chokes … well, George Floyd.

strange that i didn't hear about this on fox & friends, where i get my morning dose of news https://t.co/gdOJEEtAYX

— Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) September 1, 2020

Now go to Google and ask “men who were choked by police.”

Last night I heard that more police have been killed by Coronavirus than killed in the line of duty.

Thanks to Steven for the heads up.

The Department of Health and Human Services just put out a $250 million contract to an ad agency to “defeat despair and inspire hope” about the Coronavirus.

The vast majority of the money will be spent between now and January.  Oh my.

Needless to say, the Department of Health and Human Services is in chaos.

Last Friday, Hahn removed the FDA’s top communications official, a political appointee, after only two weeks on the job and HHS ended a contract with a communications consultant close to Hahn. As part of the reasoning for severing the contract, chief of staff Brian Harrison pointed to HHS’ history of canceling outside contracts for personal communications consulting.

The revolving door of pubic service under Trump.

And the money.  All the money and all we got to show for it is some rich friends of Trump, kids in cages, and a boon to the funeral industry.

Sorry I missed posting about Biden’s speech.  Things got crazy in my world for an afternoon.  I thought it was strong, on point, and righteous.

Trump only heard the voices in his head.

That is not what Biden said.  At all.

Remember Kimberly Guilfoyle?  Don’t lie and say you forgot or that you wen in for surgery to get that part of your brain removed.  I mean, how the hell will you ever describe a screeching banshee without saying Guilfoyle?

Oh yeah, now you remember.

Trump called her minutes after the speech, comparing her speech to Eva Peron on stage and adding …

“That was fantastic…so amazing,” Trump said on the Monday night call. “So much energy…so much passion.” According to these sources, the president added that “nobody could have done that but you,” calling her “my Kimberly.” He told her that hers was one of the “greatest” speeches he’d ever seen.

Rational people thought she was chewing the scenery and forgot to wear her dress over her Spanx.

But Dear Leader loved it, even if she is an immigrant from Puerto Rico.