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“Oh dear, I’m feeling a tad flushed,” Juanita said after reading this.  She keeps playing with a curl and, with legs crossed, tapping her new purple pumps against the desk wall in rhythm to some song in her head.

“Did you see this?” she asks Verdelia.  “Oh dear, I do believe we should ask this Grayson fella to the next VFW Dance.”

Juanita pointed to an article on the Internet machine that talk about Representative Alan Grayson calling Sarah Palin a “chillbilly” and there’s more —-

“In response to Palin’s attack on Rep Grayson, Grayson actually complimented Palin. Grayson praised Palin for having a hand large enough to fit Grayson’s entire name on it. He thanked Palin for alleviating the growing shortage of platitudes in Central Florida. Grayson added that Palin deserved credit for getting through the entire hour-long program without quitting. Grayson also said that Palin really had mastered Palin’s imitation of Tina Fey imitating Palin. Grayson observed that Palin is the most-intelligent leader that the Republican Party has produced since George W. Bush.”

“Honey, I could dance with a man like that!”

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Turns out that there’s a guy out in Utah who resigned his state house seat.  Why?

“Well, he’s a Republican male, so go ahead …. guess,” Juanita grins.  “You know it’s going to be about hanky-panky, but the only question left is – how high on the kinky scale will it be?”

We’d give this one a 7.

Utah House Majority Leader Kevin Garn announced he was resigning Saturday two days after telling his House colleagues that he had spent an evening nude hot-tubbing with a 15-year old girl back in 1985.

And then in 2003, he gave her $150,000 to keep silent about it. And, come to find out, it wasn’t just one time.  And this is a shocker – there was hoochy koochy involved.

“I did the math,” Juanita announces with her jewel studded solar pocket calculator still hot in her hand, “and it turns out that this was the same exact time that Tom DeLay was in the Texas House pond scumming every hot tub in Austin while keeping his cocktail cold and his Bible dry.”

“I ain’t saying that’s where Kevin Garn learned the privileges of office, subsection hot tubs and babes.  But odds are that he figured that if Tom can do it, any other short chubby balding Republican male can,” Juanita says.  “Yikes, take a gander, either this guy did not age well or the poor girl worked cheap for only $150,000.”

“Now, I guess you can call the Utah House a lost cause because when the unHonorable Mr. Garn resigned over making sparks with an under-aged girl in a hot tub, they gave him a standing ovation,” Juanita shakes her head.  “And they explained that odd maneuver by saying that it was ‘tradition.'”

“Dumb, dorky me,” she ends.  “I thought that was only tradition in Texas.”

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UPDATE:  Here’s a copy of the resolution passed at the Democratic State Convention.

Juanita closed the salon today to bring the entire staff to Austin.  The weather is gorgeous and SXSW is Holy Happenin’ right in the streets.

But even more fun than that, Juanita may have some breaking news for the good folks of CD22 in Texas and God knows there’s been no good news for those people in memorable history.

It might to come to pass that “no members, officers or candidates of the Texas Democratic Party are neither required nor encouraged to support the candidacy of any person identifying him or herself as aligned with the LaRouche Movement or Lyndon LaRouche….”

And that would be a good thing.

I will post it here as soon as, and if, it becomes official.

UPDATE:  it passed enormously.  I will post the entire resolution when we get home.

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Wanna see something that’ll scare the snot outta you?

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There is no purpose to this post other than to share it with my girlfriends and Kary and Tom.

You are very welcome.