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Juanita’s friend Rick Yancy wrote this and she just has to share it with you —-

The recall of half a billion eggs from Americans is yet another example of excessive Government overreach, and a power grab by the Obama administration.

The manufacturer, Wright County Eggs, has been persecuted repeatedly by government entities for bogus political charges of unhealthy conditions, animal cruelty, and employing illegal aliens. This attempt to squelch fee enterprise by the government is ridiculous. The free market will solve these problems. The so called “biologists” and “food safety experts” fail to mention that the salmonella bacterium is a naturally occurring entity in nature, and has existed long before humans. ( More than 3000 years.)
To assert that sanitary practices and observance of redundant and repressive health safety laws will alter the natural course of progress through the food chain is ludicrous. These “biologists” have yet to even explain which came first, the chicken or the egg. America waits for their answer. Until then, they have no credibility. Our founding fathers would never have stood for government intrusion into their HEB stores, their refrigerators and their very frying pans.

“Republicans have a very complex thinking mechanism,” Juanita observes.  “They would eat rat poison on a stick of nuclear waste than admit that government is a helpful thing in any circumstance.”

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“If this whole seed thing were true, then Billy Graham could not possibly be Franklin Graham’s father,” Juanita commented when told that Franklin said that President Barack Obama carried “the seed of Islam” through his father.  “Billy Graham didn’t hand down the Seed of Crazy.”

“I’m just saying that if that was true, then Dirt Janochek carries the Seed of Trailer Park and I, myself, carry the Seed of Texas Football,” she grins.

“I have no idea,” she continues, “where Franklin comes up with this stuff because unless there’s been a few dents in the sacraments, The Good Lord surely isn’t passing along information like that to sober preachers.”

“And speaking of sober preachers,” she says while on a  roll, “it seems that in Virginia, some American soldiers were punished for not attending a contemporary Christian band concert.  Honey, if that was the house rule, I’d be spending my life locked in my room shinning my boots.  Hey, after you’ve heard Mahalia Jackson, being forced to listen to Amy Grant is darn near torture.”

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Juanita read Wayne Slater of the Dallas Morning News this morning and wished she’d have been nicer to Texas Governor Rick Perry.

“It’s not that being Rick’s friend would be fun,” she says, “but it certainly is profitable.”

Charges of cronyism and outside influence in both parties are nothing new in Austin. But Perry’s 10-year tenure, the longest of any governor, has attracted long-standing loyalists who have benefited from his years atop state government.

“Slater has done the research showing that Rick’s friends can parlay that into some major bucks.  And I guess that doesn’t even count gettin’ to go to the $10,000 a month taxpayer mansion and kicking back with cigars and wine.”

“I’m tellin’ ya, Fancy Pants Rick takes care of his friends,” she acknowledges.  “Too damn bad he has so few of them because Texans could use a little money right about now.”

And we’ve still a few shirts left to help spread the word.

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Awwwww, the pleasure of rank zealotry.

Nevada Republican Senate candidate Sharron Angle once partook in a campaign against a local high school’s use of black football jerseys, arguing that the dark color was ungodly and wicked, Bill Roberts of Nevada’s Pahrump Valley Times recently reported.

The Devil's Bedroom

“You know that little black dress in your closet?  It’s going to hell,” Juanita grins.

The Supreme Court?  Evil from shoulder to foot.  Unless, of course, you’re Scalia, in which case you’re just totally evil.

And this certainly explains why Sharon Angle is such an idiot – to stay pure and Godly, she can only read the white parts of the newspaper.

And no matter what you do don’t ever show this picture to Sharon Angle because it will most assuredly make her head explode ….

Sharon's Angles Proof of Evil Black Things

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Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio, our nation turns its lonely eyes to you … .

Federal authorities have decided to indict Roger Clemens on charges of making false statements to Congress about his use of performance-enhancing drugs, according to two people briefed on the matter.

An announcement is expected shortly.

… woo, woo, woo.

It’s a sad day at the beauty salon.  We took down Clemens’ autographed picture two years ago.  Now we’re going to burn it.

“When baseball is as full of lairs as congress is, America is just screwed,” Juanita weeps.