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You wanna how you know the Huffington Post has jumped the shark, degraded into gravel, and become about as worthless as half a haircut?

This was on the front page this morning:

I don’t know about you, but I am hesitant to form my opinion about world events until I hear from Amber Rose, Lady Gaga, Lindsay Lohan, and at least one of the Kardashians.

And we wonder why people think People Magazine is news?

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“Oh Michelle, Girl, get a dipstick because you’re about a quart low on estrogen,” Juanita pleads.

Rep. Michele Bachmann invoked the Holocaust Saturday morning as she described the tax burden that America’s next generation will face unless action is taken to reduce federal spending and the national debt.

“Oh yeah,” Juanita holds out both hands to measure weight, “killing 7 million Jews on one hand, fairly taxing the rich on the other. Yes! Now I see how they are just alike.” Sarcasm is just one of the free friendly services offered at the World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.

Later on, Michelle gets on a roll and says —

Comparing the fiscal situation to the film “Thelma and Louise,” Bachmann said the United States was “going over the cliff right now.”

“Yesterday must have been a National Sillyass Metaphor of The Day celebration in Michelle’s head,” Juanita suspects.

Thanks to Ralph for the heads-up.

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Juanita thought it was amusing when Governor Rick Perry, after hating Washington DeeCee so much that he wanted to secede from the union, stood asking “where’s my money, Mr. President, huh? Huh?”

And now she finds out that those Republican Wisconsin State Senators hatin’ on DeeCee had their hats in their hands, too.

At least three of the Wisconsin state Senate Republicans currently demanding that public workers sacrifice benefits, wages and even collective bargaining rights for the sake of the budget have applied for and received hundreds of thousands of dollars in federal farm subsidies, a Huffington Post review of state and federal records shows.

From 1995 through 2009, state Sens. Luther Olsen, Dale Schultz and Sheila Harsdorf all had stakes in farms that received between them more than $300,000 in taxpayer funds.

“Oh Lord, if you have time today, please go about making hypocrisy painful.  It’d help us a lot down here,” Juanita asks humbly.

Thanks to Carl for the heads-up.

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Thank you, President Barack Obama and the United States Navy Seals.

I saw Peggy Noonan on teevee this morning saying Yes, We Can.  I guess this election is over.

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My son just called and said he didn’t think Osama is in hell yet.  “It takes a full 36 hours to fall that deep into hell.”

And Verdelia announced on her arrival a few minutes ago, “I’ll take my coffee this morning strong, black, and hot.  Just like my President.”

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Y’all, all my peacenik friends – and Lord knows I have plenty of them and I love them to pieces and need them in my life – are telling me that I should not be rejoicing over the death of any soul, even bin Laden’s.

I know they are right.  I know that.  I know that revenge is the Lord’s.  I understand that intellectually and I wish I could always feel it in my heart.

But, sometimes turning the other cheek is asking too much of a mere mortal like me.  I’ve told y’all before that I am a woman of faith but that I have backsliding blisters all over my butt.

The people in the World Trade Center were innocent souls.  bin Laden was not.  I suppose that makes some kind of difference to me.  It doesn’t make it right, but it does give it some ethical base.

So, in honor of my peacenik friends, I will stop turning on the tv every fifteen minutes to check that Osama bin Laden is still dead.

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I thought it was impossible to top the opposition website someone around here did on Dean Hrbacek.  You remember Dean, he Photoshopped his head on the slimmer body of his opponent while running for Congress.

My good friend at White’s Creek has found one even better.

Best Opposition Web Site Ever!