You’ve heard about the big hurricane headed straight for Tampa?  Personally, I’m with Pat Robertson on this one – hurricanes are God’s way of punishing evil people.

But, I am willing to use my whole two hours at meteorology school to solve all the problems this might cause Republicans.

So, the way I see it, the Republicans have three choices:

1.  Stand outside the convention hall and blow all their hot air counterclockwise, neutralizing the hurricane rotation.

2.  Duck, cover, and shut the hell up.

3.  Quit being spiteful in the eyes of the Lord.

Since #1 and #3 are almost impossible for them to do, I would suggest that #2 is their only viable alternative.  I will even send duct tape if that will help.

I did have to laugh last night when a Republican official said that they had a contingency plan if their convention had to be cancelled.  Yeah, vote Democratic.

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I am a woman of faith so I know I’m not supposed to hate people.

I hate Republicans.  Just puredee hate them.  No, no, it’s not that I hate what they do.  I hate them.  I hate what they do and who they are that makes them do some crapola like this.

Here’s some menopausal busybody trying to make rape victims feel guilty.  She contends that rape is a blessing in disguise because in the whole history of the whole damn world, two good people were born from rape.  Two.  Ethel Waters and some guy named James Robison back in the 1970’s.  Two people.  That’s all she can name.  And I don’t know for a fact that this cranky ole busybody knows what she’s talking about.

An official from Missouri’s Republican Party on Monday defended Senate candidate Todd Akin after he suggested abortions should not be allowed in any case because victims of “legitimate” rape victims could not get pregnant.

GOP 4th Senate District Committeewoman Sharon Barnes told The New York Times “that abortion is never an option.”

Never.

Oh good grief.

Rich women have always gotten abortions.  They called them something else when the doctor did it and some of them even went to Europe for theirs.  This crabby busybody just wants poor women not to have abortions.  Even if they are dying.

Crabby old nosy bitty.  MYOB.

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.

Not in MY lifetime, you won’t.

As outlined in a memo the campaign released Saturday, Romney plans to repeal the Affordable Care Act in its entirety, and thus to spend over $700 billion more on the program in the coming decade than the government would spend if the health care law stands.

That commitment would leave Medicare poised for insolvency in 2016, years before he proposes to phase in the voucher system. Which means Romney would have two options: find new Medicare cuts or taxes to extend the life of the program, or preside over its demise.

Mitt Romney has never faced flank of Rollator warriors.

And in another interesting note ….

Well then, Cutie Pie, what Party does he belong to?  Hell, Darlin’, if he can’t get his own Party to agree with him, then why should anybody else?

Thanks to Brian and David for the heads up.

Okay, so suddenly I’m a 12 year old boy.  I just ordered one.

I have an Elizabeth Warren tee-shirt!

… the Family Research Council.

While much of the Republican universe spent Monday condemning Missouri Senate hopeful Todd Akin for his comments about “legitimate rape” and abortion, one of the nation’s most prominent conservative organizations rallied to his defense. Two top officials from the Family Research Council said the Missouri congressman is the target of a Democratic smear campaign and chided those Republicans who have condemned Akin.

I’m checking with Jim Bob Throckmorton, Esq., Attorney at Law and Certified Notary Public, to see if we can sue them for false advertising for using the word “Research” in their name.

The Family Research Foundation says that this is a clear case of “gotcha politics.”

However, they do not believe that rape is  a clear case of “gotcha gotcha gotcha.”

“Todd Akin is getting a really bad break here,” she added. “I don’t know anything about the science or the legal implications of his statement. I do know politics, and I know gotcha politics when I see it.”

Mackey: Uterus Implosion

Hold on to your ta-tas, Ladies, because that was a woman named Connie Mackey speaking.   Connie Mackey is lacking a uterus and, obviously, a damn brain.

All in favor of kicking her out of the sisterhood say “Hell Yeah.”

All in favor of demanding to see her grade in high school biology say, “Did she actually graduate high school?”

Thanks to David for the heads up.