Michelle Bachmann has learned the art of self-depreciating humor.  Quite by accident.

At a debate against Democratic challenger Jim Graves on Tuesday, antigay Minnesota congresswoman Michele Bachmann made the crowd laugh out loud when she said she doesn’t partake in political speech.

“It’s insulting to say that these are political speech,” said Bachmann. “Because that’s one thing I do not do, is political speech.”

The audience of approximately 400 broke out in uproarious laughter before the congresswoman had finished her sentence, according to the MinnPost.

And then she said her husband wasn’t gay and that George Bush was the best President ever and that her good friend Louie Gohmert is a lot smarter than he acts.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

I have made the scientific discovery that is going to rock the  world.

Even the ugliest man on the planet can get laid in Arizona.

Tom Horne caused more than $1,000 worth of damage when he clipped another car in a parking garage and just drove off, in order, according to FBI agents, to conceal an affair he was having with his passenger.

Phoenix police records obtained Tuesday include detailed witness accounts by FBI agents who were following Horne, Arizona’s attorney general, on March 27 as part of a campaign finance investigation. They said they watched him back his borrowed vehicle into a white Range Rover in the parking garage of a Phoenix residential complex.

Now I want you to see a picture of this Arizona Romeo.

Honey, if he was a armed robber, he wouldn’t need a ski mask.  He’s so ugly his clothes wrinkle in self defense.  His cooties won’t open their eyes.

Ladies, he drives a gold Jaguar.  Do you really need to know anything else?

They often say that politics is show business for ugly people, but Arizona has cornered the market.

Personally, I think he paid that woman to say she was having an affair with him.

Thanks to Jeanie for the heads up.

Back on the ballot board today.

One of the Republicans on the panel was chatting on her cell phone yesterday and loudly told whoever she was talking to, “Yes, we’re working to keep Obama from being re-elected.”

Ten minutes before that happened, I fought to keep in a ballot from a woman I know is a Republican.  I thought we were there to insure a fair election.  I must be in the wrong room.

So, I’m going back.  It’s what Americans do.  They fight for fair elections.  I’m going back to fight for a fair election whether they want it or not.

I classify material possessions into two categories.  Thing you need and things you neeeeed.

Food, clothing, and shelter are things you need.

But, pink cowboy boots are something you neeeeed.

I neeeeeed these shoes.

Thanks to Don A for the very cool link.