Our customer and fellow Democratic National Convention attendee, Fenway Fran is in deep dodo.

As you know, she moved to Washington State a few years ago.  That’s fine.  Go freeze your butt off, I don’t care.  But where I draw the line is when she starts stealing crazy from Texas and taking it to Washington State.  We are proud of our crazy here in Texas and you can’t just pick some up and start spreading it in foreign states.

Well, I guess you can, but you have to face my “plenty upset” when you do it.  Fran snuck some back and gave it to some Republican by the name of John Koster.

Koster. Why let a good rape go to waste?

John Koster, a Republican congressional candidate in Washington state, said Sunday that “the rape thing” is not a good enough reason for a woman to have an abortion, the Associated Press reported.

Asked at a campaign fundraiser whether he supports abortion rights in some situations, Koster replied that he only supports abortion in cases where a woman’s life is in danger.

“Incest is so rare, I mean, it’s so rare,” he said. “But the rape thing– you know, I know a woman who was raped and kept the child, gave it up for adoption, and she doesn’t regret it.”

He added, “On the rape thing, it’s like, how does putting more violence onto a woman’s body and taking the life of an innocent child that’s a consequence of this crime — how does that make it better? You know what I mean?”

No, John, I do not know what you mean about “the rape thing.”  Do you have much experience with that, John?

And God knows that if something is good for one woman, it’s good for all women.  You know, like size 6 shoes, or becoming a paratrooper and stuff like that.

Way to go, John.  You got the ladies all figured out.

Thanks to Michele for the heads up.

Where has this Joe Biden been?  Baby, he’s hot as a Cadillac bumper on a Del Rio parking lot in July.

Vice President Joe Biden tore into Mitt Romney on Wednesday for running ads with a widely debunked claim about Chrysler and General Motors shipping American jobs to China, saying it calls into question the character of the Republican presidential nominee.

During a campaign event in Sarasota, Fla., Biden called the latest ad one of the “most scurrilous” and “most flagrantly dishonest ads I can remember in my political career.” The worst part, he said, is that the ad actually caused workers to call United Auto Workers and ask if it was true.

Joe Biden is as tough as the back end of a shooting gallery.  I’m hard down proud he’s on our side.

I think it’s time somebody stood up to Karl Rove and the evil lies he spreads, and Joe Biden is just the Veep to do it.

Okay, so the little Democratic club I belong to in Fort Bend County decided to raise the money to send the first ballot by mail requests to Democrats that had ever been sent.

My friend Judy on the ballot board with me.

Then blondie over here volunteers to be on the Ballot Board because no well – known Democrats have ever been on that board.   I worked all day today and I will have to work all day tomorrow.  Do you want to know why?  A freekin’ record number of ballots by mail.

That is very cool.

So, I will try to break away on my breaks and at lunch and play here.  But, feel free to chat amongst yourself.

He’s starting to look like a fish outta water, flopping around pitifully on the pier trying to grab onto something with no hands.

Romney now like FEMA.  Yes, siree, remember when he said that we should send FEMA money to the states or privatize it?  Well, that’s good because he doesn’t.

“I believe that FEMA plays a key role in working with states and localities to prepare for and respond to natural disasters,” Romney said in a statement supplied by his campaign Wednesday. “As president, I will ensure FEMA has the funding it needs to fulfill its mission … yada, yada, yada.

Romnesia!  Get some!

I do not know how many of you go to the 538 blog, but I have to admit that I go every day, twice a day, and sometimes peek again before bedtime.

Here’s tonight —

Look at those lines moving apart.  FEMA?  Rape babies?  Obamacares?   Desperation in Mitt’s eyes?  What’s your take on the motion of ocean?

I personally think that people are just now realizing that Mitt’s a robot determined to eat poor children.  I mean, that’s just a rumor.  But I sure am asking people if they’ve heard it.

You might do that, too.

Thanks to everybody who sent this for the heads up!~