Remember “Heck of a job, Brownie”?

Brownie is back.  But he doesn’t have a uniform and he’s not selling cookies.

He’s selling stoopid on a ignorant stick with a lick of dumb.

Michael Brown, the former FEMA director infamously praised by President George W. Bush for doing a “heckuva job” during the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina in 2005, told a local paper that President Barack Obama acted too quickly in mobilizing relief for Superstorm Sandy.

“Here’s my concern,” Brown told Denver’s Westword on Monday, suggesting that the official response was actually making people complacent. “It’s premature [when] the brunt of the storm won’t happen until later this afternoon.”

Yeah, smart Presidents don’t do anything until there’s some dead bodies smelling up the place.

Dude, the Storm of the Century is coming.  If you’re complacent then you need out of the gene pool anyway.

Brownie, Honey, you’re hogging all the dumb.

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.

Public Policy Polling decided, for some odd reason, to polls Republicans about demonic possession.

Fair warning:  You probably do not want to go any further.  It’s just gonna upset you.

Less than one week away from the election, a terrifying new poll reveals that more than two-thirds of registered Republican voters believe that people can be possessed by demons.

A staggering 68 percent of registered Republican voters stated that they believe demonic possession is real. Meanwhile, only 48 percent of self-identified Republicans believe in another equally if not more scary natural phenomenon: climate change.

78% of Republicans believe that space aliens are part of the Illuminati and the Bilderbergs own Hillary Clinton and force her to use her witch’s broom to make crop circles.  The other 32% are not allowed to own sharp objects.

Now that you have that happy thought going into Tuesday’s election ….

Thanks to Ralph for the heads up.

June Berry is 70 years old.  She put two Obama signs in her front yard.

Some damfool burned them.

June fixed that.

June is a class act.  She’s trying her darnest to believe it was kids.

“If it was a child, I would not mind because they don’t know better,” Berry said. “If it was an adult, shame on them. It’s disrespectful.”

I agree.  It is disrespectful to the President of the United States of America, but just as importantly it is disrespectful to a 70 year old Texas woman who has already put up with enough crap in her life to fill the Battleship Texas.  Trust me, I know these things.

Thanks to Kelli for the heads up.

Well, when I wrote about the NAACP handing out water to voters, someone – God love ‘um – wrote on a Christian chat board that I am black.

I’m not.  Except on Thursdays.

I know it’s hard to tell I’m not black, but here is a picture with Trisha, me, and Vy where you can barely distinguish that I’m not.

As a newly appointed black person, I feel it is my duty to Chris Rock the Vote.

Ole Bubba and I were putting out a few more Obama signs that some kind soul donated to us and we came across this disgrace to freedom.

This is at one of the strongest Democratic early voting and election day voting boxes in the county.  You can click any of these pictures to enlarge them.

Bubba surveying the loss

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Michael Ellison for sheriff. Last year, this man took two bullets meant for local bank tellers and this is how he is treated.

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Democratic signs ripped to pieces

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The one completely untouched sign: the only Republican sign there.

Okay, so you guys are thugs.  You don’t believe in private property unless it is your property.  You don’t believe in free speech unless you’re talking.

This was just pathetic.

Y’all, is there some sort of secret contest where Republicans are offering door prizes to fraudulent voters?  Do we just not know about it?  Are they winning cars or Donald Trumps $6 million or something?

Get this.  In damn Portland, Oregon.

A Clackamas County elections worker is under criminal investigation for tampering with ballots, WW has learned.

The underlying allegation is that the woman, whose name has not been released, filled in blanks on ballots turned into the county for the Nov. 6 general election.

Sources familiar with the incident say their understanding is that the woman filled in a straight Republican ticket on the ballots where preferences had been left blank by voters.

Customer Left Coast Crone informs us that there’s an attempted Tea Party coup in Clackamas County.

I guess this election worker ran out of tea bags and decided to go for the pencil marks.

Listen to me.  You should have to go to jail for treason for this crap.  When I am Queen of Oregon, assuming I’m moving to Oregon and could get elected Queen, I would send this woman to prison.  I would rather you steal my money than steal my vote.

You know what really bothers me?  She’s getting paid taxpayer money to do this crap.

She can kiss my big blue queen butt.

Thanks to Left Coast Crone for the heads up.