Y’all, Glenn Beck is coming to Montgomery County for a fundraiser and you can go hear his speak for only $250.
They will, of course, be serving crow.
Hey, don’t y’all think Glenn Beck should go on tour as the opening act for Nate Silver? And if you haven’t seen this twitter #, it’s a damn hoot.
Thanks to Lorraine for the heads up.
Over on the Facebook thing, they are doing a month of thankfulness.
Over here at the Beauty Salon, we are doing a Week of Gloating.
Today’s gloating will be centered on the Koch brothers and Sheldon Adelson. I just want to say to those guys that if they had used their money to invest in the beauty industry instead of Karl Rove they would be making money and look a helluva lot better.
I would also like to gloat that they are not happy and I am.
Thelma says she’s gloating that none of those guys have had Viagra-free hoochy koochy in twenty years.
Gloat away, customers.
Okay, you just gotta wonder if Florida will get the votes counted in time for the inauguration.
Florida will not finish counting thousands of absentee ballots until sometime Thursday, according to Miami-Dade County Elections Supervisor Penelope Tounsley, reports the Miami Herald.
As of Wednesday morning, elections staffers still had 20,000 absentee ballots to put through a tedious counting process.
Here’s my bet: Florida has purposefully and officially seceded from Presidential politics. I say we take their 29 electoral votes and donate them the Hurricane Sandy relief efforts.
Okay, take a guess — is this election vote counting in Florida or Kyrgyzstan?
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Yeah, Florida, you got it together.
It hasn’t even been 24 hours yet.
By the way, where the hell is my socialism? I voted for it and I don’t have it yet, dammit.
Thanks to Rick for the heads up
Hey, they don’t even teach spelling at MIT.
A woman attempting to vote in West Boca Raton this morning was initially prohibited from entering the polling place because she was wearing a t-shirt with the letters MIT.
BocaNewsNow.com has heard from multiple sources that an election supervisor at the polling place ultimately realized that MIT stands for “Massachusetts Institute of Technology” — a school where students tend to know how to spell — and was not a campaign shirt for the Republican candidate, who spells his name MITT.
Good thing she wasn’t wearing a “I’m With Stupid” shirt because that’s a real Mitt Romney campaign shirt.
Thanks to Rick for the heads up.