Y’all, Jan Brewer is going to seek a third term, even though they have term limits and she needs to go.

Brewer thinks the law is “ambiguous” because it says “more than two consecutive terms.”  Yes, two is very ambiguous.

“I haven’t ruled it out, and I’ve been encouraged by people — legal scholars and other people — that it’s probably something that I ought to pursue,” Brewer told The Republic.

No, no, dear, no legal scholars.  Maybe the manicure industry, sure.  I think you’re confused.

Obama: Still Laughing

Thanks to David for the heads up.

Newt Gingrich has made his pronouncement.

Newt Gingrich on Monday pronounced himself “dumbfounded” that GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney earned fewer votes than the party’s 2008 standard-bearer, Ariz. Sen. John McCain.

“The president won an extraordinary victory, and the fact is we owe him the respect of trying to understand what they did and how they did it,” Gingrich said on NBC’s “Today.” “But if you had said to me three weeks ago that Mitt Romney would get fewer votes than John McCain — and it looks like he’ll be 2 million fewer — I would have been dumbfounded.”

Dumbfounded?  Well, you gotta hand it to Newt – at least he found his dumb.  That’s a lot better than most other Republicans.

Thanks to Carl for the heads up.

Let us pray.

As of Saturday November 10, 2012, citizens from 15 States have petitioned the Obama Administration for withdrawal from the United States of America in order to create its own government.

States following this action include: Louisiana, Texas, Montana, North Dakota, Indiana, Mississippi, Kentucky, North Carolina, Alabama, Florida, Georgia, New Jersey, Colorado, Oregon and New York. These States have requested that the Obama Administration grant a peaceful withdrawal from the United States.

I give it two weeks before Georgia declares war on Alabama.  I’m assuming the guys in Colorado were stoned and wanted to charge a toll to get to the weed, right?  And one more question:  How will we even know when Montana leaves?

And for your petition signing pleasure, check out what TexasEllen found.  You just gotta sign this.

Thanks to Sharon for the first heads up on this.

Bless their hearts, there’s been so little straight, consensual sex-oh-what-will-we-tell-the-children going on lately on the Democratic side of the aisle that General Petraeus and his well worn zipper have Republicans all outraged.

As I have scientifically explained before, outrage is Republican foreplay.

So, I mean, you can understand why they’re so excited and calling for investigations and impeachments and all manner of teevee opportunities to say sex and outrage in the same sentence, which are the two main ingredients for making whoopie.

And you know that if there was whoopie going on anywhere anyhow anyway in Washington DeeCee, the black man had to be involved.  He had to be.  You know how those black men are.  They don’t even have kinky sex in airport bathrooms like respectable white Republican men do.

So, Fox News is calling for an investigation.

I have a deal.  A lifetime supply of this genuine Horny Goat Weed if they will just shuddup about sex until we get the economy on track. I do not know what Horny Goat Weed is but I saw it at the pharmacy and decided it should be the official product of the Republican party.  And, no, I do not know what Maca is either, but I’m sure a double dose wouldn’t hurt any at all.

And one more thing – Republicans  don’t get to talk about “national security” ever.  Never.  We know when 911 happened, don’t we?

… I’d be flirting with this guy.

Allow me to introduce myself to you, the existing (or aspiring!) strategist for the Republican Party. My name is Eric Arnold Garland and I am a White Man. Boy, am I ever – you need sunglasses just to look at my photo!

You need to share your morning coffee with Eric Garland.  He’s the Republican Whisperer.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Email from Dawn:

Wanna see some triple Z crazzzy in real time?

Click right here.

These folks need a medication adjustment. The election was stolen, the Dems hacked ORCA, the polls were all rigged in a vast left wing conspiracy, vote fraud everywhere, machines rigged, they’ve run out of tissues cuz they’ve just cried and cried, Palin and Rove screwed them, every illegal voted, and they hope the country crashes.

Schadenfreude is an ugly thing but I’ve been LMAO at this thing since Thursday.

I have to admit that I went over and poked them with a stick a couple of times and it was FUN!  See how long it takes you to get banned.