You know, the GOP has exceeded the legal limit of days in a row of not insulting an entire group of people.

The chart said, “1 Day Since We Last Insulted a Whole Race or Gender of People.”

Can’t be having that.

So, Phyllis Schlafly (Yes, she appears to still be alive) decided something had to be done to get that number back to zero.

Latinos, she said, in an interview excerpt posted at Right Wing Watch, can never be proper Republicans because they have too many children out of wedlock and because they “don’t understand” concepts like small government and the U.S. Bill of Rights.

Oh, that’s nice.

Okay, Italians, tomorrow is your day.

Note to Phyllis:  Hispanics don’t vote Republicans because you’re a bunch of hateful old people.  Phyllis, get a ruler and go smack whispering people at the library.  Preferably in Greenland.

Thanks to Carol for the heads up.

Rick Perry is a pig.  A pig with a snake wrapped around it.  He Governor Crap in my book.

Today he attacked Wendy Davis personally.   Yeah, the big tough Texan kneecapped a woman.  Not her ideas.  Not what she does politically.  He attacked her and her child.

Wendy Davis makes no bones out of the fact that she was a divorced single mother who got her act together and graduated with honors from Harvard law school.  She is an inspiration.  She had a child by choice.  It was not forced on her.

So, today, Rick Perry uses that inspiring life story to hit her in the gut.

In fact, even the woman who filibustered the Senate the other day was born into difficult circumstances. She was the daughter of a single woman, she was a teenage mother herself. She managed to eventually graduate from Harvard Law School and serve in the Texas senate. It is just unfortunate that she hasn’t learned from her own example that every life must be given a chance to realize its full potential and that every life matters.

So his argument is that because she had a choice, other women should not have a choice?

He was trying to shame her.

This sniveling weenie slug of a man wants to be President of the United Damn States of America.

You can watch it on You Tube right here.

Thanks to Bubba for the heads up.

I know that Texas has a state bird, a state song, a state flower, a state tree, and state poet, but do we have a state tool?

If not, I have a nomination.

David Dewhurst: Texas State Tool

(Okay, I know I’m being totally goofy this morning.  I’ll try real hard to straighten up and fly right by noon or shortly thereafter.)

Texas Lt. Governor David Dewhurst is a tweetin’ fool this morning.  Get a load of this.

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No, Dewhurst, YOU come and take it.

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The link is to Dewhurst’s webpage, where he tries to act like he wasn’t beaten up by a girl. Badly.  In public.

Okay, it is said that you can click the heels of these slippers three times and make Texas Lt. Governor David Dewhurst look like a fool.

And while he would prefer that you do it barefooted and pregnant, there’s no harm in wearing a pair of Wendy Davis glass slippers.  Whether calling the flying monkeys or being Glenda the Good Witch, these shoes will take you where we need to go.

I ordered a pair this morning. I am now officially a little old lady in tennis shoes.

You will have fun reading the reviews of these shoes on Amazon.

Thank you Fenway Fran for the heads up.

Rick Perry has called another special session starting on July 1st.  It picks up the two items – transportation  and mandatory life sentences for juvenile capital crimes – AND the same abortion crap.

PDF of press release here.

I am 66 years old and I am still fighting this crap.