Do you want to know who scares me more than Ted Cruz?

Ted Cruz’s father.  God talks to him.

Ted Cruz’s rapid rise in the world of politics is no surprise to his father Rafael. The freshman senator’s dad, a traveling preacher, says in a new interview that he had once told his son “God has destined you for greatness.”

“I would just say, ‘You know Ted, you have been gifted above any man that I know and God has destined you for greatness,’” he said in an exclusive interview with CBN Chief Political Correspondent David Brody.

Yeah, this is the same Ted Cruz’s father who said that Obama is just like Hitler, which is kinda sassy for a man who fought with Castro and then bribed officials to get out of the country.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

I am wondering what the tarnation it is going to take for Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia to prove to people that he has a screw loose in his thinker assembly.

So now the man with judicial activism dripping off his chin has gone on a rant rampage about … judicial activism. Honey, he ain’t got both oars in the water.

Judicial activism caused Hitler.  Hitler.  I do not know if it caused Stalin or Franco but Hitler, definitely.

Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia invoked Nazi Germany and radical islam Saturday to highlight the dangers of judicial activism in a speech to Utah State Bar Association in Snowmass Village, according to The Aspen Times.

The conservative justice opened his speech with a comment on the Holocaust, saying it occurred in one of the “most advanced countries in the world” and one of the mistakes that Germany made in the 1930s was that judges interpreted the law in ways that reflected the “spirit of the age.”

I’m telling y’all – it’s just a matter of time before he turns to Elena Kagan and says, “You’re a wolf! Arrgghhhh.”

Oh thank you, Ronald Regan.

Texas Senator Ted Cruz, claiming he was not in Iowa because of Presidential politics but that he was either lost or drunk, maybe both, finally took on the birthers.

At least for white people.

Asked, however, whether he would be eligible to run for president, Cruz — who was born in Canada — said: “My mother was born in Wilmington, Delaware. She is a U.S. citizen, so I’m a U.S. citizen.”

“I’m not going to engage in a legal debate,” he added. “The facts are clear.”

Which is a really cool way of saying, “I said it.  You believe it.  That settles it.”

Honey, when a damn lawyer does not want to get into a legal debate, he’s either choking on brie or well, that drunk thing again.

Arizona, a member in strong standing of the Axis of Evil, has a dead solid perfect plan to insure patriotism in America.

They want to force high school graduates to swear to it.  They have introduced a bill that would require high school graduates to swear an oath under God before they receive their diplomas.

I, _________, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic, that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge these duties; So help me God.

Well, that ought to do it.  Signed, sealed and delivered.

Hell, I’d be thrilled if high school graduates in Arizona could name any of the Bill of Rights other than the second amendment. I have been to Arizona and I promise you that they couldn’t get a referendum on the Bill of Rights passed out of any city council much less the state legislature.

Better yet, Arizona, how ’bout we make members of the legislature swear to uphold the Constitution.  And Sheriff Joe Arpaio.  And Jan Brewer.

Good Lord, Arizona, do you have actually have any high school graduates?

Thanks to Norma for the heads up.

Thanks to John A. Kwitkoski for the amazing artwork.

Okay, so here’s a blue eyed kid  from Virginia who takes a job registering voters for the Republican Party.  He trashes eight voter registration forms in a dumpster back before the November election.

Colin Small, 23, was arrested in Virginia on Thursday for allegedly throwing eight completed voter registration forms into a dumpster. Small worked for Pinpoint, which was hired by the Republican Party of Virginia to register voters. In Virginia and other states, it is a crime to accept a completed registration form and not hand it in.

Small’s LinkedIn profile says he is also currently a “grassroots field director” at the RNC.

So, what happens to the case?

The young Republican who grabbed national headlines after being arrested for throwing voter registration forms into a dumpster before the 2012 election won’t be facing any legal consequences.

Case dismissed after a hearing.

Small, his college roommate and his – no shoot, I ain’t kidding – his tennis coach testified in his behalf.

Oh hell, if your tennis coach says it’s okay ….

Thanks to Rick for the heads up.