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Da Chipster Reads Aloud

September 25, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Barack I am
The Prez, in fact

…That Barack I am the Prez, in fact,
…I do not like the Prez, in fact!

Do you like the healthcare act?

…I do not like the healthcare act!
…I do not like the Prez, in fact!

Would you like it Later? Or Now?

…I would not like it later or now,
…I would not like it anyhow!
…I do not like the healthcare act!
…I do not like the Prez, in fact!

Would you like some hope and change?
Would you like a health exchange?

…I would not like some hope and change.
…I would not like a health exchange.

Would you like to help resist
Expensive ills that pre-exist?

…Screw pre-exist and health exchange
…And screw you Prez, your name is strange.
…I would not like it later or now,
…I would not like it anyhow!
…I do not like the healthcare act!
…I do not like the Prez, in fact!

Your kids! Your kids! How ‘bout for kicks
We cover them ‘til they’re twenty-six?

…I really do not give two licks
…About kids under twenty-six.
…And if they get Kerfuffle Flu
…Let them pay up like I do!

Preventive care will be for free
You will like that, you will see!

…No communist preventive care
…Or any free kids anywhere.
…Screw pre-exist and health exchange
…And screw you Prez, your name is strange.
…I would not like it later or now,
…I would not like it anyhow!
…I do not like the healthcare act!
…I do not like the Prez, in fact!

On this can we all agree:
personal responsibility?

…All this responsibility
…Is fine for others, not for me.

Think of all the money lost!
Wouldn’t you want lower cost?

…Responsibility and low cost
…Are socialist! Prez, you get lost!
…No communist preventive care
…Or any free kids anywhere.
…Screw pre-exist and health exchange
…And screw you Prez, your name is strange.
…I would not like it later or now,
…I would not like it anyhow!
…I do not like the healthcare act!
…I do not like the Prez, in fact!

You don’t have to yawp or yelp
The Prez is only trying to help.
Try it, try it, just to see
How good the healthcare act can be!

…I’ll never try the healthcare act
…Cause if folks try it, it’s a fact
…That they will like low costs you see
…And folks’ responsibility
…And the free preventive care
…Will help the people everywhere
…And children under twenty-six
…And illnesses that pre-exist
…Are covered and the biggest change
…The cost-effective health exchange
…They will like it now, and then
…Will never vote for me again.

…SO
…I DO NOT LIKE THE HEALTHCARE ACT
…Because YOU are the Prez, in fact.

Louie, Go Home. You’re Filiblubbering.

September 25, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so Louie thinks Obamacare is a tool of the devil.

And he’s got proof.

“People are already being told after the first of the year that you can’t get your pacemaker, you can’t have this, you can’t have that,” he explained. “People are waking up, this is not good.”

 Louie!  Dammit!  Nobody is being told that — unless they’ve talked to you or Ted Cruz. The only people telling them that is you.

Representative Louie Gohmert (R-TX) questions U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder in Washington“Because if you fire the Americans and hire the people that came in illegally, they get legal status under the Senate bill, then you don’t have to provide them Obamacare insurance or pay the fines,” he added. “So, maybe if the Senate got everything they wanted, both Obamacare and their amnesty bill, you’d have most Americans that work for big companies losing their jobs all over America.”

Louie!  Dammit!  That’s not what either bill says.  The only place it says that is in your butt, where your head is, so you can read it easily, with the glow of Saint Ted Cruz providing flickering light.

Y’all, maybe it was good that I was in Austin away from a computer and a teevee for the last few days.  I’m too old be be a headbanger.

Thanks to Stephanie and John.

 

 

Because it Needs Saying

September 25, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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Still in Austin

September 25, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I can usually sneak away without you ever knowing but I left my computer at home and for some danged reason my iPad is not cooperating with the new upgrade of my website.  I’ll fiddle with it later.  Well, that’s a damn lie.  My geek will fiddle with it later.

I have so enjoyed watching Ted Cruz try to be Wendy Davis.  You know, except for the bathroom breaks, the sitting down breaks, the talking off topic breaks, the letting someone else talk breaks, the eating breaks, the breaks to whip up an omelet in the Senate dining room, the Home Shopping Network break to see of they have a genuine Ted Cruz doll for all your Christmas gift-giving needs breaks, and the what the hell is your endgame break.

Ted Cruz is a wimpy filibuster.  It’s not even a filibuster – it’s a full of bluster.

Here’s what you need to do, for every hour that Ted talks, go donate $1. to the Texas Democratic Party.

See ya this afternoon.  My morning is full of meetings.

I Get By With a Little Help From My Friends

September 24, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Help!  I’m in a hotel in Austin without CSPAN or MSNBC.

The story I am hearing is that Wendy Davis is an awful person for her filibuster but that Ted Cruz is a new founding father for reading Dr. Seuss.

There is a distinct difference between filibustering and some crazy guy who won’t shuddup.

 

 

And That Is Why Bullwinkle is Luckier Than You Are

September 24, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Sarah Palin is baaaaaack.

And she’s really, really mad over the way that her spawn, Ted Cruz, is being treated.  So, she sent senate Republicans a little message.  She told them —

Oh, and a little reminder to Republican senators up for re-election in 2014: Moose season ends soon, allowing more time on one’s hands. So, we’ll be watching your votes very carefully this week.

Some people take that as a warning that she’s going to run for senate.  So she can quit.

Other people take it as a suicide mission.  Well, at least they hope so.

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Thanks to Brian for the heads up.