Someone was brave enough to step out there and tried to rank the Ten Worst Texans on 2012.

So many options, so little time.

Personally, I don’t know how you can have this list without Joe Barton or holy-crap-what-were-they-thinkin’ Louie Gohmert, but it’s a try.

Any comments?

Hey, my kid is in from the foreign state of California and the even foreigner Los Angeles, so I’ll be spending time with him today.  A have a friend approving comments so y’all entertain yourselves.

Oh Fox News.

Oh the things that are important to you.

Megyn Kelly does a whole section based on a Slate story that maybe Santa could be black, too.

Kelly insists —

For all you kids watching at home, Santa just is white. But this person is maybe just arguing that we should also have a black Santa. But, you know, Santa is what he is, and just so you know, we’re just debating this because someone wrote about it, kids.

She also insists that Jesus was white.  Really?

You have to see this for yourself.  She is a load of looney, that girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT2pHS650AI#t=117

Okay, if you ever need a measuring stick to find out just how much Steve Stockman’s tray is not in the full upright and locked position, you have this —

Tea party firebrand Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) isn’t endorsing Rep. Steve Stockman (R-TX) or anyone else in the Republican primary for Sen. John Cornyn’s Senate seat.

“I didn’t know he was gonna run, and I have not – I didn’t endorse him,” Gohmert told the Daily Caller on Wednesday when asked about Stockman’s challenge to Cornyn. “I hadn’t planned on endorsing anybody in any office in the primary.”

Honey, when Louie Gohmert thinks you’re a nut, you need to go check yourself in somewhere before you gnaw off your hand or something.

Thanks to Paul for the heads up.

I would like to give a loud applause to Mrs. Rand Paul.

When asked if he was going to make a Presidential run in 2014, Rand Pal replied …

“Where’s my cellphone? Can I call my wife?” Paul joked. “There’s two votes in my family. My wife has both of them and both of them are ‘no’ votes right now.”

“If I’m a very able politician, I’ll tell you in a year whether I’m able to persuade my wife. Right now, I don’t know yet, but I thank you for your interest,” he said.

Girl, you stick to your guns.  Your man ain’t got a lick of sense and there’s no telling what he’s done or said that you don’t know about yet.  And you know you’re gonna get the blame for that hair.  There ain’t no way around that.

I don’t know how things are in Kentucky but in Texas we have community property.  That means you own half the money and all the hoochie.  That can be a very persuasive thing.

Thanks to Lindy for the heads up.

Thanks to John A. Kwitkoski for the cool stuff.