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Animal House

December 17, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The Steve Stockman campaign office appears to be a crack house and a den of iniquity with a used furniture store in the middle.

Someone snuck in and took pictures.

I need to be honest.  I raised three boys and this grosses me out.  I do not gorse out easily.

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I think they’re going to have a file an environmental impact study to throw away the carpet.

Take a look if you dare.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Oh, Give It the Hell Up!

December 17, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

So Bill O’Reilly has seen Santa Claus in person and says that Megyn Kelly is right — he’s white.

And Megyn, who has not been told that her show is videotaped, is now claiming that she was just joking.  Sure, that’s why everybody was laughing with her and not at her.

Okay, let’s strap both of them and force them with listen to Sweet Baby James.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR5vupwpRJc

Somewhere, someplace, insecure white people, fearful of losing their exceptionalism is cussin’ an angel for letting little children see the Santa they want to see and the Jesus they can understand.

Thanks to Aggieland Liz for the heads up.

 

First Shot Fired In War on Christmas

December 17, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

And a very Merry Christmas to you, too, Phoenix.

A Salvation Army bell ringer in Phoenix appears to be first casualty in the War on Christmas.

Kristina Vindiola says a woman hit her outside the Wal-Mart on 91st Avenue and Thomas Road after she said “Happy Holidays.”

“The lady looked at me,” said Vindiola. “I thought she was going to put money in the kettle. She came up to me and said, ‘Do you believe in God?’ And she says, ‘You’re supposed to say Merry Christmas,’ and that’s when she hit me.”

She was going to slap the devil right out of that Holiday crap.

Screen Shot 2013-12-16 at 3.28.53 PMYou know, I’ve often wondered what kind of pressure came about to cause these folks to change their hotel chain name to Holiday.

Think we can get the religious right to go protest them not calling it the Christmas Inn?

Or at least start the rumor that it used to be the Christmas Inn and see how long it takes Fox News to headline the story.

Thanks to TexasTrailerParkTrash for the heads up.

Fun With Guns: Crazy B List Actress Edition

December 16, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

So there’s this actress you’ve never heard of named Shannon Richardson and she was in Walking Dead and Vampire Diaries, two flicks I was somehow blessed to miss.

She loves guns, guns, guns.  So much so that she had plead guilty to sending some serious crap through the United States mail.

Screen Shot 2013-12-16 at 11.21.02 AMShannon Guess Richardson has pleaded guilty to sending toxic letters to both President Obama and the former Mayor of New York, Michael Bloomberg.

It appears as if Richardson was upset at possible gun restrictions.

The letter discovered during a routine screening contains the following paragraph:

“You will have to kill me and my family before you get my guns. Anyone who wants to come to my house will get shot in the face. The right to bear arms is my constitutional God given right and I will exercise that right till the day I die.”

She will possibly spend 10 years in jail where they don’t let you shoot people in the face most of the time.

Oh yeah, she’s from Dallas.  

Thanks to Jean for the heads up.

 

Because Nothing Says Happy Birthday Baby Jesus Like Ammo

December 16, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

War on Christmas?

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Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

Dude, You Cannot Use Them All At Once. There’s Regulations About That.

December 16, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

North Carolina State Senator Bob Rucho almost made history.

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My theory is that the only reason he left off “marauding hordes of Huns” was because of the 140 character limit.

But, he does get extra points for mixed metaphors.  But, at the very least his tweet rates a “Bob Rucho Ole College Try Day” at the Texas Lege.