I have a sincere thank you to make.

As you know, the Texas senate race on the GOP side is cruisin’ for a bruisin’. Crazy guy Tea Partier Steve Stockman is challenging incumbent Senator Slick Cornyn.

This is going to be fun. And we know that because it is happening right now.

The National Rifle Association is backing Republican Sen. John Cornyn in his re-election bid, giving ardently pro-gun challenger Rep. Steve Stockman a setback. … Stockman has been endorsed by Gun Owners of America, another prominent national gun group.

I can hardly wait for the War of Gun Nuts. I thank both men and their well organized militias.

The most vicious, brutal war on Christmas involves butter, sugar, and eggs.

If you can handle the brutality, there is more here.

Thanks to John for the heads up.

This is an email I got from a customer by the name of L. M. —

League City City Council will vote Monday on whether or not to spend some money for fund raising, in order to get (excuse me while I shudder) Ted Nugent to do a concert. The proceeds from the concert will build a house for a veteran. This is from the man who not only dodged the draft, but brags about it — it and the disgusting way he did it. I am so horrified by the whole thing that I don’t know what to do. I sent a message to City Council asking them to vote “no” and I intend to send individual messages to each member. But I am only one, and there needs to be many. Can you get the word out, JJ?

Well, hell yeah.

Okay, the story is true.  Here it is.

First off, you’d think Nugent would do it for free.  I mean, it’s the least he could do.  Willie Nelson, a genuine Texas hero, does benefit concerts all the time.  Ted Nugent sings mostly at gun store openings and Steve Stockman headquarters hot tub parties.

Second off, whoa.  This is a guy who promised to be dead or gone if President Obama was re-elected.  He needs to busy himself with keeping that promise and, frankly, I don’t care which one he picks.

Third off, aren’t these people afraid of cooties?

Here’s the email addresses of city council members.  If you email, be nice and polite.  I’m just going to state that I am shocked, shocked I tell you, that League City would pay taxpayer money to a man who is clearly not a Christian and would threaten the President of the United States.  Is that what you want the children of League City to hear?

Thanks to Leslie for the heads up.

Oh Holy Night.  Either you get with the damn Prince of Peace or we’re gonna peace all upside your butt.

Bodie Hodge, a Super DeLux Branch Christian, contents that non Christians should have to work on Christmas and not get time and half for it because they don’t deserve it.

He also says they should give up weekends because that, too, is a Christian thing.  I guess he didn’t know that Muslim countries have Friday / Saturday weekends. We did not have an official weekend in America until the Fair Labor Standards Act of 1938.  Up until then, Christians believed that work was good for the soul and child labor was just dandy.  They also burned witches but that a whole ‘nother story.

So, the way to convert people to Christ is not to be like the Prince of Peace, but to humiliate and punish people until they believe, believe, believe.

Get a load of this attitude.  Honey, if Sweet Jesus ain’t watching, then Santa Claus is …

Darlin’, have you ever seen men more gleeful about hurting people?

Thanks to TexasTrailerParkTrash for the heads up.

Just when you think you’ve seen enough creepy crap to last a lifetime, along comes George Zimmerman (yeah, that guy) and blows the bottom outta creepy.

He selling his “art” on Ebay.

And some dandy art it is.  It’s kinda decoupage meets rubber stamps.  Kinda Martha Stewart on crack.

As the official art critic for The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc., I would like to add that he does get extra points for irony with that whole “and justice for all” stuff.

Here’s the real pathetic situation.  With three days left, the painting is already up to $110,000.