So, when you file with the Federal Elections Commission as a PAC, you have to fill out a very simple form to establish that PAC.  One of the questions they ask you is, “Are you affiliated with any other PAC or organization?”  You are expected to be able to answer that question without the use of a dictionary, google, notecards, or college algebra.

You got it …

Rick couldn’t answer it.   (This link opens a PDF from the FEC about the DOPE)  Here’s the meat of the matter:

I suspect someone in Arizona isn’t making the Honor Roll.

Authorities say a 9-year-old girl has accidentally shot her shooting instructor in the head in northwestern Arizona.

Mohave County Sheriff’s officials say the 39-year-old shooting instructor was shot at an outdoor range in Dolan Springs about 10 a.m. Monday.

Gun don’t shoot people, students do.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

And you guys thought Texas and Arizona had cornered the market on crazy politicians.

No so.  Welcome to Rocky Mountain Highs.

Colorado House District 15’s Republican nominee, Gordon “Dr. Chaps” Klingenschmitt takes the homophobic cake. Speaking about Rep. Jared Polis, a Democrat.

The open persecution of Christians is underway. Democrats like Polis want to bankrupt Christians who refuse to worship and endorse his sodomy. Next he’ll join ISIS in beheading Christians, but not just in Syria, right here in America.

Golly gee, ya think maybe he’s carried that just a bit too far?  Just a little?

Thanks to Larry for the heads up.

After the members of Westboro Baptist Church threatened to picket Robin Williams funeral, Australian comedian Adam Hills offered to buy them all tickets to Iraq.

Hills pointed out that the infamous “God Hates Fags” group is quick to march around with signs protesting American hedonism, but don’t have the courage to protest the daily persecution Christians in Iraq are facing at the hands of “the people threatening to behead Christians if they don’t convert.”

And the folks at Westboro, who have all had something strange done to their brains, accept.

Seriously, they accept.

Then they claim to have picketed in Iraq before.  “Google it.”  I did.  Apparently Iraqi News missed that one.

I hope the tickets are one way.

Thanks to Mike for the heads up.

Last night I got a text message from Glen Maxey, who was in an airport in Atlanta.  He told me that he was fixing to get on the same flight as Louie Gohmert.

I warned him that until they can scientifically prove that goofy is not contagious, he should take another flight.  I also told him that I’d pay one dollar cash American money for a picture of Louie Gohmert.   Since the quality of the picture  is bad and Louie is not picking his nose, he’s only getting fifty cents.

By the way, we did raise enough money to send Louie some love in the form of people to vote against him by mail.  Glen says we’ve raised about $4,200 which covers about 12,500 people.  We only need $500 more to reach our goal.

Meanwhile, Louie is touring Texas State Technical College in Marshall, Texas, to see the truck driving school.  Still it’s college and Louie will need some of the big words explained to him.

We here at The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc., just want you to know that we’re keeping an eye on Louie.  Now if we could just keep a foot on him, we’d be happy.

So there was this judge in Arizona named Mark Chiles.  Chiles went a little nuts and even though a justice of the peace in Arizona make $101,500 a year, he shoplifted a speaker for his iPod from WalMart.

You know, that’s something I never understood.  If you’re going to shoplift, don’t shoplift from WalMart.  Shoplift from Saks Fifth Avenue, for goodness sake.

Anyway, Chiles blamed health problems at the time of his arrest in May of 2013.  He said he was having trouble sleeping and had lots of aches and pain.  You know, like all of us do.

So Chiles resigns and moseys on down the road.

Until last week, when he surfaces at the Canadian border.

Markel Kay Chiles, 56, was arrested at the Huntingdon border crossing in British Columbia in May, allegedly carrying a pair of .22​-calibre, multi-barrelled handguns: a Texas Defender and a Cobra C22M.

He was charged with gun smuggling.

So I imagine that Canada will call up the Manitoba National Guard, build a wall, and send Sean Hannity to protect them.

By the way, do I even have to tell you what political party this guy is?

Thanks to Elizabeth for the heads up.