You can watch a live stream of the Leticia Van De Putte / Dan Patrick debate right here. It’s the only time they will be debating because Dan Patrick is a chicken.
Okay, maybe not chicken. Uh, he does molt twice a year. Chicken. Chicken for sure.
Where would Texas be without Rick Perry ‘splainin’ stuff to us?
Well, for starters, we probably wouldn’t be deadbutt last in education.
Talking about the crazy guy who got fired from a job and then went back and went off the rails….
During Monday’s interview on Fox News’ “Fox and Friends,” Perry said, “I think Americans are confused about what this is.”
“This is a clear case of an individual going in and doing something that does not meet their definition of ‘workplace violence’ so I think any rational thinking American is going to look at this and go, ‘This is more than just normal workplace violence,'” Perry said.
Perry urged the Obama administration to address the incident as an act of terrorism.
So, being as how we are incapable of seeing something and understanding it completely, Rick Perry is gonna Texsplain’ it to us.
Or maybe Teasplain’. Or Whacksplain’.
Hey, Rick, did he have a Mexican accent and illegally cross the border?
Crap, y’all. They are so anxious to say that President Obama is letting terrorists into this country, that they will exploit a horrible tragedy to fit their hate meter.
Click the little one to see the big one. Or not. It’s scary.
Do you suppose that she knows that the Bumpit goes under your hair? Check out her middle name.
You should learn to Twitter. You should.
I know, I know, I’m one to talk. I have a Twitter account and I do tweet about once a month. Me trying to say anything in 140 characters is about as easy as getting a Longhorn steer to sing the Aggie battle hymn. Hell, I can’t even say good morning in 140 characters. However, I love reading Twitter.
The Republicans started a thing that was supposed to make them look nicer and just like everybody else instead of Dick Cheney and the Koch Brothers. On Twitter they called it #IAmARepublican.
Like most things they do, it backfired.
Democrats took to the #IAmARepublican hashtag and had a ball with it. They told the real reasons why someone would be a Republicans.
Thanks to AlanInAustin for the heads up.
Okay, we are headed back to Pennsylvania.
A woman heard a loud noise and discovered that her front door was shattered. She looks up and sees a neighbor “fire a gun in the direction of her home and run back into his house.”
She, of course, called the cops.
Next comes the absolute best explanation for firing a gun.
First he claimed to know nothing about nothing. And denied knowing anything about anything. Repeatedly.
Once the police found the guns in his home, he fessed-up.
Byrd later told a judge that he fired the gun into the ground because he was unfamiliar with guns and didn’t know how else to unload one, according to the Courier Times.
A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.
Thanks to Larry for the heads up.
The Heritage Foundation, that conservative elite organization cloistered in Washington DeeCee has come up with a new definition of liberalism and it defines me perfectly.
What do conservatives think of liberals today?
Here’s the view from the Heritage Foundation: Liberalism creates self-indulgent, licentious hedonists willing to cede every other kind of freedom to an increasingly authoritarian government.
“Give up your economic freedom, give up your political freedom, and you will be rewarded with license,” said Heritage’s David Azerrad, describing the reigning philosophy of the left. “It’s all sex all the time. It’s not just the sex itself—it’s the permission to indulge.”
I do not know what the hell tarnation you are doing at this website when there is sex to be had!
In elite conservative eyes, that’s what liberalism is – sex 24/7.
Bill Voegeli
They didn’t get around to explaining why people who are hedonists want government control over their lives, which would include all the crazy stuff Louie Gohmert is talking about and we are so against anything Louie wants. Best I can figure, the Heritage Foundation is very confused about liberals and libertarians.
There were other puzzling things in the Heritage Manifesto.
Technology-driven popular culture helped liberals lull the masses into complacency, Azerrad continued, citing iPhones, Google Glass, massive multi-player online video games, and “year-round sports” as among the distractions that have left society vulnerable to political and economic servitude.
Year round sports? Have I been going to the wrong liberal meetings?
Come to think of it, that’s pretty much Junior Janchek, Jr.’s dream life – sex and football year ’round.
Thanks to Irene for the heads up.