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September 30, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The second and final Wendy Davis / Greg Abbott debate is tonight at 8:00.  Here’s where you can watch it.

 

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Thanks to John again.

And the Forecast for Tonight is Dark

September 30, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

So, alert the media!  Honey, I am flabbergasted!

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And a “Manifesto” is …. ?

Ron Paul just announced that he think secession is a good idea.

Ron Paul, the cult candidate who beta-tested tea parties for the Koch brothers, has confirmed that he does in fact approve of secessionist movements in the United States, calling them a ‘check’ on the power of the federal government.

Hell, Ron Paul still has confederate dollars in his sock drawer.

Thanks to Don for the heads up.

Really, Huffington Post? Really?

September 30, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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Holy cow.  This was spread across the front page of the Huffington Post.  Let’s all go into survivalist mode and take to the bunkers!

One case.  One.  Really?  One case and the Huffington Post looks like the Drudge Report?

I am so over you, Huffington Post.

Thanks to Bubbie for the heads up.

Kaylyn the Texas Democratic Party fellow who lives at my house right now says there is an upside to this.  People who would take to the bunkers over this for the next month are not the kind of people we want voting anyway.

 

Heads Up UPDATE: It’s Working Now. Don’t Tell the Weirdos.

September 30, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

There’s good news and bad news.

The bad news is that the Tell Juanita comments has not been working for about 48 hours.  So, if you sent me something, I didn’t get it.

The good news is that I’m getting disgusting, vicious, and vile comments from the oh so nice Christian people over at the Tea Party News Network and now I can’t get them.  Personally, I think they are the ones who broke it.  Those are perverted people over there, y’all.

I’ll let y’all know when it’s fixed.

Susan

P.S.  Here’s one of the nicer, and by nicer I mean no C, N, or F word, emails I got.  They think I’m Amanda.  And that I really am a hairdresser.  I get about 50 of these a day and most openly wish that Isis cuts my head off – right after they have sex with me.  Click the little one to get the big one.

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Because, You Know, Making the President Look Bad is Job One!

September 30, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Meet Congressfreak Doug Lamborn from Colorado.  The dude is on a Rocky Mountain High.

He is a member of the House Armed Services Committee.

Screen Shot 2014-09-30 at 10.39.40 AMSo, it sounded kinda odd when he boasted that he was working behind the scene to get military member to resign.

[L]et me reassure you on this. A lot of us are talking to the generals behind the scenes, saying, ‘Hey, if you disagree with the policy that the White House has given you, let’s have a resignation. You know, let’s have a public resignation, and state your protest, and go out in a blaze of glory.

A blaze of glory?  More than a flicker of insanity.

Well, if this ain’t treason, I dunno what is.

And if there “a lot of us,” then I want to know who.  Does he mean Republican members of the House?  I wouldn’t doubt that, you know.

Just FYI – his Democratic opponent Retired Air Force Major General Irv Halter does not agree with Lamborn.  Lamborn has never served in the military.

A Coupla Things

September 30, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I watched the Lt. Gov debate last night with a headquarters full of people.  Admittedly, they were my kind of people and not wacky radicals.  They were eating tamales and drinking cheap wine and that’s how you know that they are my kind of people.

Screen Shot 2014-09-30 at 10.08.35 AMFirst off, Dan Patrick called Wendy Davis an “anarchist.”  Actually, he called me an anarchist, along with any other person who stands with Wendy Davis.  That’s kinda weird considering that he thinks the problem with Democrats is that they want too much government.  Bubba thinks that Dan misspoke and meant to say antichrist.  That well could be.

Second off, why would he never call Leticia Van De Putte by name?  How come he only referred to Leticia as “she” or “her?”  It was getting on everyone’s nerves and oh so disrespectful.  I think I may have an answer.  He can’t pronounce her name.  If he says “La-Tesha,” that’s incorrect and Hispanics will laugh at him.  If he says “La-Tee-See-Uh,” which is correct, his base will claim he’s speaking that Mexican crapola.  So, he can either call her she or call it quits.

Third off, I remain stunned and mad as all get-out this morning at Patrick’s offer of proof that Republicans do not have a war on women.  His only example of proof was “one way you respect women is to protect little girls in the womb.”  So, Republicans respect women only if they are fetuses.  How weird is that?  Of course, women in the womb don’t ask for equal pay or health care, so there’s that.

So tonight is the second and last Wendy Davis / Greg Abbott debate.  It’s at 8:00.  You can live stream at The Texas Tribune.

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Graphic by John Kwitkoski.