You wanna know why I am a Democrat?  Because I am a single lady.

To hell with he fact that I’ve been married 43 years.  Married women are …

Oh, please let’s hear what women are from yet another Republican male.  The guy running against Cory Booker.

Jeff has the wimmen all figured out.

Speaking with the Asbury Park Press Thursday, the Republican attributed his 20-plus percentage point deficit among women voters to declining marriage rates and single women’s dependency on government benefits, something that “weds them to the Democratic Party.”

His name is Jeff Bell and he’s got this ta-ta thing all figured out, thank goodness, so we don’t have to worry our cute little butts about it.

And …

“[S]ingle women who have never married and don’t have children are also that way,” he continued. “If you take married women, they aren’t that different from married men. So it’s really a problem with the decline in marriage rates. The Democrats do benefit from that.”

Holy cow.  Ole Bubba is gonna be shocked to hell and back that I am not different from him.  He thought we were different.  It would explain, however, all the missing socks over the years — obviously, I have been wearing them.

“Even before the gender gap appeared, men were more willing to vote for change,” Bell told the Asbury Park Press. “They’re more bomb-throwers. Women are more cautious. If you’re doing well among men, that is something that an insurgent candidate needs.”

Well Jeff, Sweetie, you’re even losing by 5 percentage points among males, so …. it’s not just women that you don’t know.  It’s crap you don’t know.  You don’t know crap.

Thanks to Claudia for the heads up.

Texas Republican corporate puppet Lamar Smith got a testy letter from the Federal Election Commission about something missing from his legally required filings with the FEC.

I guess he thought it was okay to take free tennis shoes because he was running for office.  (See what I did there?)

Lamar got famous for saying that the greatest threat to American is not another terrorist attack.  The greatest threat to America is the liberal media bias.  Yeah, really.  Certainly not tennis shoes made in China.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

Y’all, Lookie here.  Texas Voter ID Law is unconstitutional.

More tomorrow!  The cherry on top is that this decision puts Texas back under Justice Department pre-clearance under the Voting Rights Act.

Now we get to watch Greg Abbott spend more taxpayer money to discriminate against minority voters.

Washingtonian Magazine does an annual list with ratings given to members of congress by done by their staffers.

Ted Cruz practically swept the Dums.

He’s ranked #2 in Clueless.  He must be slipping.

Enjoy!

Thanks to Alfredo over at Dairy Queen for the heads up.

Hell, yeah!  Breitbart says so

I did this screen shot to keep you from having to go to Breitbart and catch the highly contagious disease called by its scientific name – chronic stoopid.

The Texas Observer has the story for people who believe in science.

Clay Jenkins is a compassionate man who can read and learn.  He went to see the family.

I swear to gosh that Louie Gohmert could not roll a ball down a steep hill.

He’s dumber than bean dip and he would not be mentally stable even if you mounted him on a tripod.

Get this.

Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) said this week that President Barack Obama was more worried about climate change than ISIS and Ebola, and he was allowing infected people to sneak into the county because he wanted everyone to “feel included.”

What?

Is that supposed to be some sort of new age thing?

Louie, the guy who just died of ebola did not sneak into this country.  He flew in on an airplane, legally.  Barack Obama did not send him an invitation or sneaking orders.

Last night in America, more people died of gunshot wounds than died from Isis or ebola combined.  What are you gonna do about that, Louie?

Thanks to Monty for the heads up.