You wanna know why I am a Democrat?  Because I am a single lady.

To hell with he fact that I’ve been married 43 years.  Married women are …

Oh, please let’s hear what women are from yet another Republican male.  The guy running against Cory Booker.

Jeff has the wimmen all figured out.

Speaking with the Asbury Park Press Thursday, the Republican attributed his 20-plus percentage point deficit among women voters to declining marriage rates and single women’s dependency on government benefits, something that “weds them to the Democratic Party.”

His name is Jeff Bell and he’s got this ta-ta thing all figured out, thank goodness, so we don’t have to worry our cute little butts about it.

And …

“[S]ingle women who have never married and don’t have children are also that way,” he continued. “If you take married women, they aren’t that different from married men. So it’s really a problem with the decline in marriage rates. The Democrats do benefit from that.”

Holy cow.  Ole Bubba is gonna be shocked to hell and back that I am not different from him.  He thought we were different.  It would explain, however, all the missing socks over the years — obviously, I have been wearing them.

“Even before the gender gap appeared, men were more willing to vote for change,” Bell told the Asbury Park Press. “They’re more bomb-throwers. Women are more cautious. If you’re doing well among men, that is something that an insurgent candidate needs.”

Well Jeff, Sweetie, you’re even losing by 5 percentage points among males, so …. it’s not just women that you don’t know.  It’s crap you don’t know.  You don’t know crap.

Thanks to Claudia for the heads up.