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Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Okay so now Kevin McCarthy is playing take-backs on the gaffe he made about the Benghazi hearings being a Get-Hillary plan.

I could almost believe that, except …

The NRCC (National Republican Congressional Committee) immediately tweeted, “You are now a Benghazi watchdog. Let’s go after Obama and Hillary Clinton. Help us fight them now,” accompanied by a Benghazi picture.

It was later taken down after McCarthy tried to spin it.

See, that’s the problem with juggling pitchforks on your witch hunt – everybody knows when you screw up.

It seems to me that in the Speaker’s race, McCarthy started slow and then tapered off.

All this time, we thought Greg Abbott hated Washington, DeeCee.

Well, not at Pay to Play Time. Ho boy, he wants their money.  Best I can tell, he seems to be honoring himself.

The Bradley Patrick Group are GOP fundraisers.  The ad is paid for by Greg Abbott.

The guy is honoring himself.  That sounds like fun.

Damn black people. Damn ‘um. They won’t vote against their own self interest like indigent white people do.

Soooooo …

Maybe there’s a two-step solution.

1. Pass a voter ID bill in the legislature.

2. Keep people from getting IDs.

Facing a state budget reduction, Alabama’s Law Enforcement Agency opted to cut driver-licensing services at 31 satellite offices, serving 28 counties. Twelve to fifteen of the affected counties are in Alabama’s “black belt,” and every Alabama county where black people make up 75% or more of registered voters.

And it might get worse.  The Legislature cut the budget tried to drown government in the bathtub so now they may have to close all but four of the state’s drivers license offices.

Well done, sumbitches. Well done.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

I don’t know why everybody is so upset about Jeb’s comment.

After all, Stuff Happens is kinda the Bush family motto.

Ben Carson.  Bless his heart.

I need to quote him exactly.  In explaining climate change, he called it complex.

“Just the way the Earth rotates on its axis, how far away it is from the sun. These are all very complex things. Gravity, where did it come from?”

Uh, it’s not magic or God making our feet into suction cups if that’s what you mean. Try this, Dr. Carson.

Thanks to Bryan for the heads up.