Campaigning for Greg Abbott
Apparently, Greg Abbott couldn’t get enough volunteers so he had to hire people to campaign for him.
It did not work out as well as he suspected.
WATCH THIS:
"Everybody's gotta have a job, sir."@GovAbbott has to pay canvassers who don’t even support him due to no one volunteering.
pic.twitter.com/KJTph0kalG— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) June 4, 2022
Enjoy!
If I was in Texas now, I’d sign up to be a canvasser for Abbot. And I’d be diligent in listing all his accomplishments which have been discussed here. True, I’d be fired after the first day … but would donate the money earned to Beto.
Off-topic, but does JJ Herownself have any comments about Texas’s goofiest federal representative? From
https://www.businessinsider.com/gohmert-navarro-indictment-means-republicans-cant-even-lie-to-congress-2022-6 we have:
“If you’re a Republican, you can’t even lie to Congress or lie to an FBI agent or they’re coming after you,” Gohmert said during a Newsmax appearance.
I have not watched the video but suspect he said it in an outraged tone.
1That cheered me right up! However, I won’t believe that Abbott is toast until every last vote is counted in November.
2Yeah, Surly, it’s gitten’ real sad when a white boy has to follow the same rules as everybody else. What has this world come to? Poor Louie has some sobering thoughts to discover when he returns home a nobody.
3Would be great if abbutt’s failure to get volunteers for his campaign was a sign of the governorship turning blue.
4As for goober gohmert, he’s just taking advantage of the current repugnantican playbook- publicizing he’s being threatened with prosecution because it’s a badge of honor.
If just a few rotten R politicians would actually get prosecuted. I fear the clock is running out, however.
In some circles, not being able to find volunteers to canvass voters for you would be considered a “clue.” In Abbott’s case, it didn’t seem to register. Perhaps he needs a “clue by four”?
5A new level of workers hating the boss.
In Georgia, desperate Republicans are giving free gas to voters:
6https://twitter.com/meidastouch/status/1533241961322119168?s=21
Apparently, the young lady in the video lost her job as a canvasser when the video was posted on social media. https://www.gofundme.com/f/social-media-cost-me-my-job?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=p_lico+share-sheet
7Thank you for this. I needed a good laugh after the last couple of weeks.
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