Remember Allen West from Florida?  Got defeated, gets to be on the teevee.  Got defeated, gets paid to make speeches.  Got defeated, won’t go away.

Former Rep. Allen West (R-FL), a Fox News contributor, suggested this week that focus on nearly 300 kidnapped girls in Nigeria was a “fishy” plot to take attention away from President Barack Obama’s “scandals,” including the terrorist attacks in Benghazi.

In a Monday column on his website, West opined that concern about the terrorist group Boko Haram, which kidnapped the girls, “right now seems fishy to me.”

Yep, the whole thing is made up to distract from Benghazi.  Because Benghazi is the single most important thing on earth.  Maybe even the universe.

Yeah, that’s the ticket.  President Obama is in cahoots with Boko Haram.

“Are we witnessing an Obama ‘Wag the Dog’ moment with Boko Haram in Nigeria? I say yes,” he asserted. “Consider all the scandals facing the Obama administration, especially Benghazi and the Select Committee, which Rep. Nancy Pelosi referred to as a ‘political stunt.’”

It ain’t easy being that crazy, y’all.

Our artist in residence, John, is back to making fun of Republicans because they make it so easy.

Thanks to John Kwitkoski for the art.