January 28, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Randy Weber is a southeast Texas Congressman is on a roll tonight before the SOTU. This used to be Ron Paul’s district.
Here’s a little better list of his tweets than the one I posted last night.
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And this morning, someone had some fun with his wiki page. Click the little one to get the big one.
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Is that kind of dumb a requirement for TX Republicans or do they just pander to average Texans?
1Holy Gohmertz, and a double dose of Randy Weber. No relation to the grill, but due a thorough grilling, or maybe a decent burial in the word salad of the Gomertz Four, expected to expectorate later tonight.
Have the TiVo set, out of respect to my tummies gohmert index.
Loves my intelligent and beautiful wife. We’re going out for a nice evening of dinner and dancing. We enjoy a good movie, but are not big fans of train wrecks.
2A Re-Puke-ian opens its mouth and the pungent stink of BS rises around him.
3I am just so very, very sorry about this. At least Ron Paul had some interesting, if not exactly sane, ideas from time to time.
4Why oh why does he think it is so bright and good to sound like a 9 year old on a sugar high? Definitely not a man.
5What a jerk and an embarrassment to Texas? Vote him out!
6A couple of years ago the family genealogist took me aside at a family gathering and said, with considerable pride, that he thought we were distant cousins with Rep. Joe “You Lie” Wilson, of Florida. That idea bothered me, but not as much as Randy Weber from my own damned district.
7Stay classy, Randy!
8I have the words that this person has earned, but they are not suitable for Momma.
Although I’ll bet she’s muttered some of them, perhaps even while hearing/seeing this.
9Was just gonna give a heads up in case you were busy and missed Randy’s ravings. I see ya all are on it. This one came across my twitter feed and I felt so bad for the good people in Texas. Texas deserves better than this hate filled clod.
Randy Weber @TXRandy14 3h
On floor of house waitin on “Kommandant-In-Chef”… the Socialistic dictator who’s been feeding US a line or is it “A-Lying?”
10Makes me glad I’m this many years out of junior high school, where I had to get used to that sort of thing.
11Is he drunk or just dumb as a stick? I honestly can’t decide.
12My Gawd Weber is 60 years old. Are you kidding me?
13This is how you get attention from the media.
Act like a jerk.
14None dare call it treason…..or even reason….
15@Micr says:
> My Gawd Weber is 60 years old. Are you kidding me?
That’s dog years. In people years, he’s 12.
16Foaming at the mouth used to be a fatal disease. Now it is a political party.
17I lived in Pearland while Weber was a member of the city council. When the Baptist Church grew stronger politically than the Methodist church he attended, he had a “miraculous” conversion. He and other Baptist church members kept a city manager in office who was a church member and who: brought a gun to work, threatened to kill the city attorney, used city materials for his own development business, and used insider knowledge to purchase land.
18I’ve been to town hall meetings where I called Weber on his record and lies and never got a straight answer. When he was in the Texas legislature he claimed that women who used birth control were more likely to get pregnant. He’s as low as a snake’s belly and would lie when it’s easier to tell the truth. If you want to know what a cretin he is look up his former pastor, Rick Scarborough, a monument to bigotry.
Unfortunately, we’ve come to expect this kind of raving from Texas Repugs, and BTW Stockman walked out on the State of the Union address. Just another way to get negative attention.
19I guess Stockman was afraid he might actually have some reality penetrate his pathetic brain.
20BTW, I did not put the link on how to get pregnant in my post. My wife took me aside several years ago and did a show and tell demonstration.
21I certainly didn’t vote for Weber. He is a disgrace to this whole district as well as the state. People from other areas think we are all like this. Thank God I can reason with some of them!
22@Marielle
Yea, I heard Stockman walked out too. Notice he didn’t get any attention from it. The guy’s gotta be missing for at least 2 weeks before anyone notices. Bless his heart.
Maybe he went back to missing, which makes him better at his job than when he shows up for work.
23RE:Weber and his teabag bubbas: “Do you have to talk like children? What is it that makes you so ashamed of being a grown-up?”
24Sorry to say his Wikipedia page has been changed back to the original statement… although it was more fitting with the change.
25Sam in Kyle: Rick Scarborough? That’s all that needs sayin’!
26I knew Randy in high school. He was a cheerleader, seems to be a pattern there. Anyway he was also a class clown and serial class cutter. I have to say he has exceeded my expectations for him. Of course that is because the bar for the U.S. Congress has hit the ground and he can tunnel under it.
27I can’t look at him. His ears freak me out.
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