Texas Republican Congressman John Culbertson, who is chairman of the Appropriations subcommittee that oversees the Justice Department, is throwing a walleyed snot nose snack-infested hissy damn fit over the common sense gun restrictions that President Obama and 71% of Americans favor.

By Gawd, you cannot keep John Culbertson from anonymously buying guns from a company run out of Jim Bob’s garage that he found on the back page of comic books. That’s his constitutional right!

Culbertson is threatening to defund the Justice Department if the Attorney General Loretta Lynch enforces any gun restrictions.

This comes from the state where a Republican state house member says that we cannot take Syrian refugees because it’s “too easy to buy guns in Texas.”

So Texas is handing out guns to terrorists and the best John Culbertson can do about that is to threaten Loretta Lynch.

Another big tough guy with a brain the size of a flea on a skinny dog.

“I have formally notified Attorney General Lynch that I will aggressively protect our Second Amendment rights using Congress’ power of the purse,” he added. “I notified the attorney general that if the Department of Justice attempted to create new restrictions on our Constitutional rights that I would use every tool at my disposal to immediately restrict their access to federal funding.”

The only purpose that served is that all the guys at the NRA headquarters now have erections.

Thanks to Larry for the heads up.