And Now Let’s All Play “Oops! With Rick Perry,” Starring Rick Perry
So, when you file with the Federal Elections Commission as a PAC, you have to fill out a very simple form to establish that PAC. One of the questions they ask you is, “Are you affiliated with any other PAC or organization?” You are expected to be able to answer that question without the use of a dictionary, google, notecards, or college algebra.
You got it …
Rick couldn’t answer it. (This link opens a PDF from the FEC about the DOPE) Here’s the meat of the matter:
Any affiliated or connected organization must be identified on your Statement of Organization. For further guidance on affiliated committees and connected organizations, please refer to 11 CFR §§100.5(g) and 100.6. If there are no other committees or organizations with which you share control or financing, please indicate “None” on Line 6.
So either Rick is hiding something or can’t spell N-O-N-E. Hey, you in the back, quit giving him hints.
John sent us some Fun with Photoshop.
Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up and John for the art.
While I realize the form was too complex for Rick to understand, and I’m certain he is going to add this to the list of ways he is being persecuted, I hope he doesn’t claim his persecution complex as a defense.
1Ricky is all lawyered-up with some of the best…
Governor’s Legal Team Files for Writ of Habeas Corpus
2http://sanangelolive.com/news/texas/2014-08-26/governors-legal-team-files-writ-habeas-corpus
And here I thought the name of the motion picture was “True Graft”. I mean, grift is normally a petty swindle, which doesn’t meet Pick Rerry’s standards… no, he has to go for graft, which is used to secure illicit gains in politics or as it’s better known as… corruption.
3Ah yes, but Grift sounds so close to Grit, which makes it funny, even though graft might fit the meaning better.
4Kudos to john, once again. he is one talented cowpoke!
Usually it ain’t the would be candidate who fills that thing out. Its usually some unlucky staffer but they do need to have input from Perry and I guess right now he ain’t talking’!
5You finally got the picture of Rick. Looks like his secretary coulda helped him on that one.
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