A Little Ray of Sunshine From Betty Sue and Rosey
I am happy to tell you that where there’s a ta-ta, there’s a way.
Las Vegas has invented drive-up strip clubs.
Little Darlings strip club will begin offering drive-through strip shows for those who want to indulge in some adult entertainment, but do not want to enter the building, as the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is recommending people keep 6 feet in distance between themselves and others.
“We’re going to offer drive-up window strip shows,” said Ryan Carlson, director of operations for Little Darlings. “Guests can drive up to the front door and we’re going to have dancers separate by the 6-foot separation rule and they can enjoy a totally nude show right from the seat of their car.”
It’s be $100 for a 10 minute show, plus tip.
They are also considering nakkid rasselin’ covered in gallons of hand sanitizer but I don’t want to even think about that.
Thanks to Kary for the heads up.
American Ingenuity at its best–or worst, depending on your viewpoint.
1Yeow! I’m like’n’ it!
2What sort of strip club has a “Director of Operations”?
Holy soap! We live in NV and had to come to the WMDBS to learn that “Little Darlings” isn’t a day care center, or at least not for the age group one might expect. As for the ‘enterprising’ capitalist Ryan, guess he is more luddite than germaphobe.
3Are paper towels extra?
4$100 for 10 minutes? Dayum. I’ve got a front picture window. Wonder if there is any demand for slightly overweight old white gay guys? I might need to install a pole.
And do these people not realize that they can see all the tatas they want on the internets for free?
5Won’t someone think of the lap dance industry? There must be room for them in the gazillion-dollar corporate bailout bills.
6The CDC said to spray Lysol on whatever I touch the most.
Boy does that burn!
7One of the reasons why I never really wanted to put Holland on my European itinerary should I ever cross the pond is that there is a dedicated section of a particular city in that country that has walk up strip shows – – ya know – a window between the viewer and the whatever. Payment is made via a little box wity a slot in te top.
8@Maggie, if you are trying to avoid the sex trade, you probably just shouldn’t travel abroad. Or travel in the US. Or travel in whatever city you live in. Better just stay inside your house, but be sure to disconnect your cable and interwebs, because there is lots of sex stuff there too.
Or are you concerned that the allure of those walk-up peep shows would be just too strong to resist and all your money would go into those little slots on top of those little boxes? 😉
9Adds a whole new meaning to the term pay per view, huh?
10I’m sorry, but this is nothing new. Back in the ’80s, in Times Square (Boy oh boy has it cleaned up these days), they had booths where the viewed and the viewer were separated by a pane of (thick) glass. They just tacked on a closed window for take-out drive through and called it magic.
I presume there will be a silicone rubber membrane version for lap dances any day now…
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