I heard speculation the other day that Senate Republicans aren’t passing a disaster package so that Joe Biden will enter office with a depression going on and after inauguration they’ll start hollering about the deficit.

Yeah, holler, you worthless chunks of chubby old white men, because the only thing we’ll hear is you whining ‘cuz you’re losers.  Most of you won’t even get a vote after inauguration.

I just got breaking news from the The Hill –

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) on Thursday shot down the prospect of a coronavirus deal totaling between $1.8 trillion and $2.2 trillion — the goalposts of the current talks between Democrats and the White House.

McConnell’s comments, made to reporters in Kentucky, underscore the divisions between President Trump and Senate Republicans on a fifth coronavirus package, with the GOP leader preparing to force a vote on a $500 billion bill next week.

Maybe Trump could start throwing out paper towels at his rallies.  That might help.

Seriously, he cut it by more than 2/3rds?  That’s not even in the rule book.