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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
I’ll just be pleased as punch to errrr use the facilities at the neighborhood Target on June 4th. Not something I’d ordinarily do but …. Seems like a legit cause.
1Shoot, I was next door to a Target today and should have gone in.
2Rhea, when you say “should have gone” . . . well, never mind.
3Micr, I don’t think Ms JJ is asking us to pee on Target. Oops, strike that. I don’t think she’s asking us to pee at Target. Oh …. never mind …. dropping my shovel ….
4Rhea … you have to hold it until Saturday the 4th … then you can go pee up a storm at that store!
5Well I’ve been drinking gallons of unsweetened tea so I can make a good showing June 4th! Maybe tmi huh?
6Micr, what’s the dress code? Will you be wearing a frock? And, if you do wear a frock or maybe a kilt …… where is it that the snacilbupeR want us to go….
Life was so much simpler before the snacilbupeR decided to go bat crapper crazy over a non-existent problem. For all their talk about freedom and choices, they’re sure hell bent on becoming little pee palace dictators.
7I ain’t holding it until Saturday, I’ll tell you that for free. I tried to get my unused uterus converted to an auxiliary bladder, but nobody’s agreed to do the procedure yet.
Is it more important to go to Target to pee, or to go and buy something? I’d say the latter.
8Being that my sainted father’s family is related to the MacLarens I proudly wear the kilt of Clan MacLaren tartan.
Looks darlin’ wit me fish belly white legs. Sadly my birth families were severely melanin challenged.
9Micr, I learn something new every day. The something new today is that there actually is a “kosher tartan.” But think I’ll go with Rhea’s advice and take Jane with our boyo to spend in the toy department. KJ will be delighted to select a few items, but it won’t fool him. He knows the difference between a store with a toy department and a toy store. So we’ll be making two stops to support the cause.
10@pkm
“Kosher tartan” certainly piques MY interest! BRB.
11@pkm
I will be darned… http://www.jewishtartan.com
12Micr, glad to hear you are Clan McLaren rather than McLeod! The latter is the female side of the Trumpster. I bet the McLeods are embarrassed with this American offspring!
13@1smartcanerican
Thanks.
I’ve never met a McLeod but I watched Dennis Weaver and Adrian Paul play one on my electric teevee!
14I think the idea is to spend a couple of bucks, not to “spend a penny ” so I’m going to go to Target with my grocery list. But if I have to spend a penny too, I will. Whether I use the bathroom or not, I’m going to find the store manager, and tell her or him that I’m there because of their bathroom policy. Be sure to tell management you support Target for their bathroom policy!
15Since there’s a kilt thing going on here, perhaps wearing a Dayton tartan would be a nice gesture. Unfortunately there are several Dayton tartans and I haven’t been able to reach Minnesota’s Gov. Mark Dayton, to inquire which one is correct for his family. The Dayton brothers of Minneapolis, started Target. Minneapolitans still sigh or weep at the loss of the superb Dayton’s department stores. Just talking about it makes me want to make a cocktail to toast them, but really it’s too late today, so that means a double tomorrow.
16Some years ago I was at a local Celtic concert (Maryland side of DC) and one of the musicians said that they were going to play a tune called “King of the Fairies.” “Legend has it that if you play it three times, he will appear.” Myron the bodhran (Irish drum) player stood up, suitably attired, and announced, “If you play it four times, you get a Jew in a kilt,” and sat back down to thunderous applause.
17This is just one more example of creating a distraction from our real problems…no accident I can guarantee that. “Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!” Anything to keep us from the serious issues.
18And if I could go into any Ft. Worth ISD school and use those restrooms, I’d do that, too. I am so sick of Damn Patrick and his under-indictment sidekick Paxton and their ranting and threats. This is nonissue, nonproblem, nonsense.
19Guess what my new facebook picture is. Unfortunately I could only get the target part in – but nuff said!
20Printed, signed. Taping on the door of South Austin Target tomorrow. Thanks for the heads up!
21I’m going! As a Minnesotan and a woman who is madly in love with the Gov, I’ll buy a few groceries at Tarzhay*, as we like to call it her.
(*”Target” with a French accent. Okay, with a Norskie version of a French accent. Ya gotta hear it to understand. I mean, well, Oh never mind.)
22L’chaim, laddies and lassies!
23Cyndi Lauper, Harvey Fierstein and the cast of the Broadway show, “Kinky Boots” perform: “Just Pee”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APeAXKmkVcI
World sure would be a better and simpler place without wingnuts complicating the basics of life. The “little things” in life like being who you are …..
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