November 27, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Y’all, his body parts are talking to him.
Trump tells Philip Rucker and Josh Dawsey of the Fed: “They’re making a mistake because I have a gut and my gut tells me more sometimes than anybody else’s brain can ever tell me.”
But at least it’s only happening sometimes. Sometimes it’s his fat butt talking to him. His right middle finger. His hair. His winkie has been silent for several years now.
I dunno, y’all. He’s nuts.
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The only person whose gut seems consistently reliable that I can think of is Leroy Jethro Gibbs, and he’s a fictional character on NCIS. Trump’s gut is just as stupid as the rest of him. If ever a president needed to hire actual experts and listen to them, it’s Trump–but he’s so convinced of his unmatched genius that that won’t happen. Lord, it will take decades to repair the damage he does to the country.
1Not to mention all of those other voices in his head.
2the only part of his body that doesn’t seem to be talking to him (unless you count hallucinations as talking), is his brain, or what’s left of it.
I predict a mass exodus of Congressional Republican Trump supporters come January. since no legislation initiated by an R will have a snowball’s chance for the next two years, what will they need him for?
3Maybe he’s like the character (George) in the movie “Total Recall” and he has a psychic parasitic twin (Kuato)…
4Contains almost the only truthful claim Trump has made in public in the last three years:
“I have a gut.”
No shit, Don.
5Gives new meaning to the old phrase: ‘Shit for brains’. And his adoring MAGAot Trumpanzees are even dumber.
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6@1 That Other Jean, if there even is a country left to repair…
WASF
Trump is really a sick man who does sniffle like a Cocaine sniffer.
He also should really were the dementia flower. He really is a sick man.
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7Trump’s Gut vs Brain
Vast Quantity over Low Quality
In his case, it might be the correct choice.
8Trump does have a gut. An enormous gut. Not something I’d brag about, but that’s me.
9Thinking about Con Man Don’s body parts is not what I want to do while heading for bed. Icky.
10Rumps gut does talk to him when he’s breaking wind on the toilet.
11At least now we know where the thuglicans keep getting candinates like Roy Moore, Hyde-smith, Cuellar and others.
12From demented donnies gut when he defecates.
Mr Trump should consider that advice he gets from his gut is the same quality as the gut’s output.
13Geez, mango face, if your gut is talking to you, take a Tums, Digel, whatever. It will help and people around you won’t have to be so nervous.
14That’s the very definition of “ truthiness.”
15His “gut” appears to be acting up again:
Trump on Puerto Rico: “this is an island sitting in the middle of an ocean. And it’s a big ocean; it’s a very big ocean…”
Trump on climate: “And when you’re talking about an atmosphere, oceans are very small.”
16Would a sane person trust a gut that is fed McD cheeseburgers, fish sandwiches, steaks cooked crisp with catsup, and double scoops of ice cream?
17Steve Bannon, John Bolton and Stephen Miller are just 3 samples of the lunacy inside Donnie’s head being projected outward. Dotard45’s entire maladministration is reflective of the crazy careening inside his cranium. The snacilbupeR in the Senate should do an exit interview with Dean Heller. NV kicked his lame butt to the curb over stunningly unqualified people like Betsy DeVile. Checks and balances, boys. Or, you could be next.
18Sounds truthful to me – he seems conspicuously unable to process things other brains tell him. It’s one reason why his aides keep things to a few sentences in big type with big bullet points.
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