Archive for July, 2022

Richard Nixon Would Be So Proud

July 13, 2022 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

As someone who was a grown ass woman during the Nixon years, I learned one damn thing: never say anything anywhere outside your bedroom that you don’t want to have to listen to being played back at the Rotary Club with your mother there.

Along with many other things, Steve Bannon did not learn that.

 

 

They were laughing about it. Laughing about a coup. Laughing. I’m a mother. I would konk him upside the head with my tennis shoe.

I gotta tell you that yesterday’s hearing left me gasping. Worse that Watergate? Oh hell yeah. Even Nixon knew he was going to leave the Oval Office one day.

One other thing. Spending years as a reporter, I learned that if you ask someone a question and their answer is, “Who said that?” or “Where did you hear that?” it’s a confirmation that whatever you asked is true. I noticed that same reaction when Ivanka was asked if she was sent to her dad on 1/6 to calm him down. That woman was lying. Okay, I know you know I’m right. Her lips were moving.

This slow train to hell is picking up steam every day. I have a feeling that it’s going to come roaring into the station.

By the way, Robert Mueller is gonna have some ‘plainin’ to do.

 

And It’s Been Downhill Ever Since

July 13, 2022 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Come to find out, George W Bush was not impressed with Rick Perry.

Former President George W. Bush didn’t have the best things to say about his Texas successor in the governor’s mansion when he called up Mitt Romney during the 2012 Republican presidential primaries, according to a new book.

“People thought I was dumb. Well, wait till you get a load of this guy,” Bush told Romney, now a Republican US Senator, about then-Texas Gov. Rick Perry, according to a rendition of the exchange in “Thank You for Your Servitude: Donald Trump’s Washington and the Price of Submission.”

And, Honey, it’s been downhill in Texas ever since. If Greg Abbott wins in November, we’ll have to go to Oklahoma to find our next governor.

 


Oh, I see he’s met Rick.

 

The Conundrum

July 13, 2022 By: El Jefe Category: 2024 Election

As the January 6th Committee focuses all its attention on TFG, the evidence presented makes it indisputable that not only is he a Giant ShitBag, he’s a criminal guilty of seditious conspiracy and other crimes.  Life for TFG is going to radically change in coming months with dozens of lawsuits and even criminal charges in his future.  Recent polls are showing his death grip on the GOP is weakening, and many Republican voters are beginning to look elsewhere for 2024.

While I welcome Trump finally facing the music, taking him out politically presents a conundrum – besides Biden, the Dems have no candidate groomed or positioned to run for president in 2024.  With Trump out of the way, the next choice for the GOP is Ron DeSantis who I would describe as TFG, only smart.  DeSantis understands what issues drive his base to the polls and he is relentless.  He’s been trying to get to the right of every other possible candidate in the last 2 years especially Abbott in their race to the Crazy Train 2024.  After TFG, DeSantis is polling stronger by multiples than everyone else on the train.  For the Dems, that’s not good.

I love me some Joe Biden, but he’s going to be 82 in 2024.  That’s simply too old, especially up against a much younger loudmouthed opponent like DeSantis.  That match up simply won’t turn out well.  The big problem for the Dems is that there is no other obvious choice; Kamala polls around 37% approval, and currently polls about even with DeSantis and her name recognition is much higher than his, at least for now.  That’s not great.  Behind her are, Schiff? Newsom? Warren? Sanders? (God, please no). Booker? Roy Cooper? (gov of NC). Klobuchar? AOC? Buttigieg? Sherrod Brown?  Of all these possibilities, Brown seems the strongest choice as he’s done well for years in Ohio which is more conservative than it is liberal.  Buttigieg is a possible, especially now that he’s a cabinet secretary, but I’m not convinced he’ll have a enough broad appeal, especially with low information voters.  The rest are either not ready (AOC) or unelectable, like Warren and Sanders.

In the end, the Dems face a tough choice.  I would vote for any Dem over DeSantis, but I’m not your typical voter, and this is the problem for 2024.  Typical voters don’t pay close attention until it’s almost too late, and tend to follow the herd.  That’s how TFG eked out a win in 2016; DeSantis has the advantage for 2024 of a strong base and coming from probably THE key battleground state giving him a huge leg up on everyone else.

Such is the problem with the Dems; unlike the GOP, the Dems do almost no grass roots growing, and that makes the party weaker.  One illustration of the difference between the two parties is that of the pyramid.  Repubs build a broad base, running for school boards, precinct chairs, and town councils. On this base is built a large population of up and coming politicians, and those who rise to the top become the leading candidates with president on the top of the pyramid.  The Dems do the opposite; there’s very little broad grass roots work so presidential candidates are on their own to get enough attention to get nominated (Obama was the textbook example of that).  Once the candidate is selected, the entire party then piles onto that candidate forming an upside down pyramid that is 100% dependent on the candidate; if he/she fails, the entire party collapses and then has to rebuild.  Relentless grass roots development is how the GOP has come to dominate in most states, and the Dems haven’t figured it out yet.

That brings us to 2024.  The January 6th Committee stands a really good chance of taking out TFG either by actual criminal charges from the DOJ or at least damaging him enough to kill his 2024 chances.  That brings DeSantis, who’s a much stronger candidate.  The Dems don’t have an answer for that.  It ain’t pretty, and I’m not hopeful.

 

Holy Crap

July 12, 2022 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

If you’re not watching the hearing, drop what you’re doing and go watch the teevee.

Stunning.

 

Science Made Easy

July 12, 2022 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Oh my, my head got all congested watching the James Webb telescope this morning. Science is hard y’all. We are so blessed to have Herschel Walker make it easy for us.

Also, there is no reason to clean your swimming pool. If you start with the shallow end, all the clean water will quickly float to the deep end and then you have to clean the shallow end again because now it’s filled with the deep end water and it’s like really tall.

These helpful tips were brought to you by the University of Georgia and football head injuries. Head injuries: they last a lifetime. Get you some!

 

That’s A Plan, Gomer

July 12, 2022 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, Alex Jones is set to go to trial in Austin, Texas, next week.  To tell you the truth, everybody here is sitting on pins and needles waiting to see what stunt he pulls next to stall the process one more damn time.

I think we have our answer. He’s decided to show how much he loves America by cutting off his own appendages. Apparently he’s going for the “I’m insane. Just look at the blood.” defense.

Mr Jones unsheathed a knife and said he wanted to cut off one of his fingers to show how grateful he was to his audience.

“And that’s why when I salute you — I’m not into self-harming, but I just actually want to take this dagger and just cut a finger off right on air to show you how much I appreciate you and what you’ve done,” he said, adding, “Giving up a finger to beat these people is nothing!”

He is not insane. He knows perfectly well what he’s doing. You’ll notice that he’s not giving up his trigger or bullhorn finger.

However, if he really wants to impress everybody, he picked the wrong damn appendage.