This is the best argument for impeachment.
“I’m not afraid of Donald Trump running again in four years,” said Lieu. “I’m afraid he’s going to run again and lose, because he can do this again.”
As far as I am concerned, that right there is enough.
Who’s got the football?
News broke this morning that Mike Pence’s nuclear football was within grabbing distance of the blood-thirsty mob at the Capitol.
Military officials overseeing the authorization process to launch nuclear weapons were unaware on January 6 that then-Vice President Mike Pence’s military aide carrying the “nuclear football” was potentially in danger as rioters got close during the violent Capitol insurrection, according to a defense official.
The vice president is always accompanied by a backup of the “football,” which contains the equipment to carry out orders to launch a nuclear strike. It must be ready at all times and is identical to what the president carries, in case he becomes incapacitated.
Okay, so here’s the deal – you can see the guy carrying the damn thing in the pictures of the security people taking out Pence and his family.
Now look, I seriously doubt that the mob boys would know how to use the damn thing if they got it, but you know those kinda rebel flag carrying guys, they would have taken it over to Woody’s Transmission Repair Shop and tinkered with it. And that’s the best option. If the triple digit IQ guy got it, he’d have sold it to China.
I found out this very day that the Vice President has a duplicate football. I was actually kinda relieved when I first heard it, thinking that somebody had been wise enough to take it away from Trump. They gave Pence a duplicate in case Trump got his thumb stuck in the handle. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
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Just in case you need it. Here is a handy dandy list of sitting Republican senators who voted to impeach President Clinton over a blow job.
Blunt
Burr
Crapo
Grassley
Graham
Inhofe
McConnell
Moran
Portman
Shelby
Thune
Wicker
What will we tell the children?
Adam Kinzinger is a Republican congressman from Illinois. He announced that he, along with several of his colleagues, was going to form a PAC to target Matt Gaetz and Majorie Taylor Greene, among others, in the next Republican primary.
As you know, when Matt Gaetz stands up you can either measure his height by his body or by how much man he is. Shorty Gaetz went to the Twitter Machine and told the whole damn world —
Woo … wooo … okay, everybody now … wooo … wooo … (chuckle)
Gaetz did not realize that people were going to laugh at that?
Yeah, that’s how tall he is.
Thanks to Carl for the heads up.