Oh, this is cool.

March for Our Lives co-founder David Hogg tweeted on Thursday that he and software developer William LeGate are launching a pillow company to compete against MyPillow, which is led by Trump supporter CEO Mike Lindell.

.@williamlegate and I are going to prove that progressives can make a better pillow, run a better business and help make the world a better place while doing it.

— David Hogg 🟧 (@davidhogg111) February 4, 2021

Here, take my money.

Thanks to Chloe Bear for the heads up.

As Ted Liu put it today, this is the best opening paragraph ever for a lawsuit:

Okay, here it is.

The House impeachment managers on Thursday formally requested that former President Trump testify under oath in his Senate impeachment trial that kicks off next week.

Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-Md.), the Democrats’ lead impeachment manager, sent a letter to Trump and his attorneys after Trump’s legal team filed a response denying what Raskin called “incontrovertible facts” about the former president’s role in the deadly Jan. 6 insurrection at the Capitol.

There’s this guy named Wayne Root but I suspect that’s not his real name because his little Root for America logo is just a step too clever.

Anyway, he writes a blog and rubs his tingly parts all over Trump every damn day of the week.  Ole Wayne has a way for Ole Don to make “the biggest comeback in history.”

It involves things that people probably have never thought about before.  You know like: get Trump supporters elected all over the country.  Especially in safe Republican districts, because then you only have to win the primary. Think about it a step further – they could run a Proud Boy against an incumbent in a financially well-off district. That’ll work.

It’s hard to believe that Ole Wayne hasn’t landed himself a job as one of those big time political consultants on teevee.  I mean, primary incumbents in their own primary!  Why didn’t I think of that?

He wants to change the Drudge Report to the Trump Report.  He wants Trump to raise money to build the Trump News Network.

Only Trump has the money, brand and fundraising ability to change the media and social media landscape like this. And think of the amazing bonus- not only will 74 million Trump voters have permanent places to communicate, but if we all move away from mainstream media and social media, they will collapse. Trump will cripple his enemies and put many of them out of business.

I don’t think Ole Wayne has any dancin’ idea how large the mainstream media is.

Remember the story about the local town parade and Momma went to see her oldest boy Johnny play his trumpet in the high school marching band.  Here comes the band and to all her friends’ horror, Johnny was marching completely out of step with the rest of the band.  Momma, however, was delighted.  “Look at that,” she said proudly, “everybody in the band is out of step except my Johnny.”

How come all the news media – even Fox now – is anti-Trump?

The reason Ole Wayne came onto my screen is because our friend Henry thought I’d find this part interesting and I do.

Lastly, here’s one more idea for Trump. Run for Congress in 2022. Pick any GOP friendly district in Florida, where you’re loved. Primary a RINO who stabbed you in the back. You’ll win the primary by a landslide. Since it’s a GOP district, you’re guaranteed victory in the general election. Once in Congress, with the GOP regaining control in 2022, and most of the candidates loyal to you, you’ll be elected Speaker of the House. From that platform, Trump can lead the impeachment of President Biden.

Now right there is some conspiracy you can cringe at, and just one more reason to impeach the sumbitch.

If you ever feel the need to visit Ole Wayne, here ya go.

Written by Nick Carraway.

It seems like hyperbole, but I’m not so sure. Pelosi blasted McCarthy by labeling him as Kevin McCarthy (Q-CA). So, Pelosi is putting him in the Q party. Simply hilarious. It was clear that it wasn’t a typo since she also said in her statement that McCarthy had ceded power in the GOP to Greene.

Predictably, the outrage machine kicked in full force. How could she treat the minority leader with such disrespect? We need to be moving forward in unity and bipartisanship. Such an insult is beneath the dignity of her office. I’m sure a cursory Google search would find commentary saying all of these things in some combination.

Let’s remember one key thing. In addition to Jewish space lasers, denying school shootings, and vast Q conspiracies, GREENE ACTUALLY THREATENED PELOSI’S LIFE! I don’t normally scream like that, but I feel like somebody needs to do it. If your response to that is to have a private sit down meeting with her and then to do nothing then you have either been neutered as a leader or you tacitly approve of her statements. The time for being nice and polite ended a long time ago.

For me, just stripping her of her committee assignments is over the top in terms of generosity. If I were speaker she would be thrown out of the House and she would be in jail. Vote or no vote I’d have her arrested on the House floor in front of the cameras for all the world to see. I would make it be known that any member not voting for her removal is a traitor against the United States. It is long past time to give these people any due or deference.

The time for playing nice is over. That time passed when the former president launched an insurrection on the Capitol and the GOP caucus excused it. Not only did they excuse it but they are threatening the few GOP members that saw it for what it was. They are eating their own. So if your little feelings are hurt over the minority leader being called A Q I honestly don’t care. Put on your big boy and girl pants and deal with it. You either follow the ex-president and Q or you defend the United States. Get up off your duff and pick a side.

Nick

I know you were waiting for it. After 4 long, cold years we finally get to see Newt Gingrich make a pig of himself again.

Here he is thinking it’s a fantastic idea to call a black woman a “lynch mob” if she criticizes a white supremacist.

Damn.  It’s the first time I’ve seen him use the term lynch mob and make it a negative thing.