Archive for December, 2020

Here’s The Bottom of the Barrel

December 22, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, you know it’s over when …

Crazy Pat Robertson says you’re crazy.

Televangelist Pat Robertson, a prominent conservative backer of Donald Trump, said Monday that the President is living in an “alternate reality” and should “move on” from his 2020 election loss.

And speaking of alternative realities, Geraldo Rivera says Trump should leave with “grace and dignity.” the closest either Rivera or Trump have ever come to Grace and Dignity are two hookers in Las Vegas.

 

Bless His Heart

December 22, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Bless Mitch McConnell’s little tiny withered heart.  He thinks he’s gonna run things in the next senate.

Hummmm … should we call him the Minority Leader or the Loser Leader?

When asked about Biden’s cabinet picks, McConnell said

“They aren’t all going to pass on a voice vote, and they aren’t all going to make it, but I will put them on the floor.”

Somebody tap him on the shoulder and remind him that it may not be his choice.

For those of you who so generously donated to our Send a Kid to Georgia program, Glen just let me know that they are working hand-in-hand with the Georgia Democratic Party and have been assigned Savannah and Tybee Island. Glen is going with them to make sure everybody is being safe.

They have three large Air B&Bs in a row so everybody has their own bedroom, and some very kind person donated 500 top quality masks for our top quality kids.  Two Democratic women are going along to cook the food you helped pay for – they will have breakfast and a late dinner at home so they can eat fast food for lunch.

Glen has promised us a YouTube or a video at least every other day.  They will arrive on December 26 and start work immediately.

Thank you once again.

 

Time for Rudy to Face the Music

December 22, 2020 By: El Jefe Category: Corruption, Giuliani, Trump

Now that the election is over, the DOJ’s active investigations are coming to light.  A few weeks ago, Hunter Biden’s attorney announced that he’d been notified that Biden’s tax returns are being investigated.  More importantly (and seriously) word is leaking out that prosecutors from the Southern District of New York have “an active” investigation into Rudy Giuliani’s activities, especially his attempts to dig dirt on the Bidens in Ukraine.  They’ve already interviewed multiple witnesses including associates Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman, arrested on multiple federal charges.  Now it seems that Rudy has (or is going to) get subpoenaed for his electronic communications and financial records.  It’s unlikely Trump will pardon him before leaving office because a pardoned person loses his 5th amendment rights to those crimes and could be compelled to testify against Trump.  Looks like 2021 is not going to be a good year for Rudy.  It’s been painful to watch his slide from “America’s Mayor” to playing the role of Luca Brasi to Trump’s Vito Corleone.  We know how that script played out.

Tub’s First Official Act

December 22, 2020 By: El Jefe Category: 2020 Election, Treason (Yes, We're Going There), Trump

Alabama has elected a moron to replace Doug Jones in the Senate, and let’s be frank; Jones only won Jeff Sessions’ seat because his GOP opponent was a documented pedophile.  Said moron is former Auburn football coach Tommy Tuberville, known on the football field as “Tubs”.  Tubs may have been a good football coach, but apparently that’s all he knows.  Tubs thinks that the three branches of the US government are the Executive, House, and Senate.  That’s right, the new Senator from Alabama doesn’t understand how the government is even organized.  He also thinks that God creates climate change, that heroin is not an opioid, and that the healthcare system should be “capitalist” (rather than a protected monopoly).  In short, Tubs is a typical knee jerk, rock rib, GOP ignoramus.

It actually gets worse, if that’s even possible.  Tub’s considering as his first act to aid Trump in his planned coup attempt to steal the election from Biden and Harris.  Objections to any state’s electoral slate have to be sponsored by at least one Congressman and one Senator.  McConnell has already warned his caucus to not go there, but Tubs is apparently ignoring that.  The effort will fail, of course, but if Tubs actually does something so stupid, it will be the shortest political honeymoon in Senate history.  There will be some entertainment in that, though.

Well, You Could See That Coming

December 21, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Joni Ernst back in September suggesting that doctors are faking COVID19 deaths to make money.

 

 

Joni Ernst today.

 

 

Oddly enough people seem to be having a problem with the fact that Republicans in Congress are getting vaccinations when frontline workers can’t get them.

I hope she’s just faking that picture.

Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.

‘Cuz He’s Bored

December 21, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

You know, since there’s nothing going the hell on in the country,Trump decided to work on a vital mission.

 

 

And they all have to have small doorknobs to fit tiny little hands.

They say they want no modern architecture but they list Art Deco. Am I confused?  Why don’t they just say that all government documents must be written on parchment paper and signed with a pen and one of those ink well things?

And remind yourself this is a man who thinks this is architecture —

 

 

My guess is that his staff is trying to find things for him to do to distract him.