Archive for December, 2020

Alcoa presents, You Make the Call

December 04, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

And here’s a happy story from Nick Caraway — 

Back in the old days, Alcoa used to advertise their product by showing you questionable calls from past NFL football games. The whole idea is they wanted you to weigh in and decide for yourself. I suppose they also wanted you to call Alcoa. Sometimes these messages get lost in the translation.

So, I present to you the star witness for the prosecution. She’s signed a paper saying she could go to prison if she’s lying. So, that proves the fraud. We can close the case and cancel the inauguration. Here comes your dilemma. Is this woman merely drunk? Is she drunk and stupid? Is Rudy using her as a human shield to distract you from his own flatulence? Moreover, is this really serious or are we watching a high form of performance art? Enjoy.

 

And there’s more —

 

https://twitter.com/travisakers/status/1334641634408017920

 

And even more than that —

 

Asking For Ideas and Help

December 04, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

This was written by my friend and frequent commenter here, Elizabeth Moon.  She wrote it as a letter to me and I asked to share it with y’all because she is on the edge of a game changing idea.  

 

Newsweek has reported that body bags have been left on the steps of two GOP Senators (McConnell & Graham). As you know, I wrote a fictional story back in the summer about a group intercepting trucks carrying corpses from hospital parking lots and parking them in front of Senators’ homes in their states, so I’m definitely in favor of upsetting GOP Senators. But one reason I wrote the story as I did (the trucks had images of the dead inside, along with a short bio) is that making the body bags *personal* is what would work better politically and socially. Because COVID patients are isolated once admitted to a hospital, nobody sees them but exhausted hospital staff…and when they’r intubated and sedated, their faces are obscured as much as the masked and face-shielded staff members are. They’re judged and described by GOPpersons in lumps (elderly, Blacks, Hispanics, health care workers, obese…) and blamed (instead of COVID) for their weight, their existing conditions, etc., anything to avoid facing the reality that they weren’t, for the most part, going to die this year until they got COVID-19. 

Body bags are a good shocking “stop and look” visual, but along with that there needs to be a way to personalize every one of those bags, because every one represents a real person, alive this time last year, who isn’t alive this year, because of this pandemic AND the gross mismanagement of it by the GOP across the country. Not just Trump, not just McConnell, not just the Senate, but every governor and state legislator and mayor and city council that did not push to face facts and do the right thing. We need something that puts faces…not in obituaries in the back pages of newspapers, but up front, in color, with bios, not death-os. Like the AIDS quilt. That says who we lost and what that means to where they came from. Not just health care workers (though that’s a critical group, yes) but all those people in meat packing plants, in warehouses, in big box and no-box stores, bus drivers and taxi drivers, fathers and mothers and aunts and uncles and cousins and grandparents, people who opened the store in the morning or closed it in the evening, librarians, teachers, plumbers, electricians, garbage truck workers, students, campers…and right now they’re all being talked about either as just numbers, or as people whose lifestyle choices (hate that term) or “social choices” (ditto) makes them seem to deserve it. 

I haven’t a clue how to do this…I can’t sew, I don’t have a circle of friends who sew, so no quilt-making for me. Right now I can’t get to my Twitter or my Facebook account and I”m trying hard to finish the editing of the new book by the end of the year. You’ve been an actual journalist–how can papers and TV stations be persuaded to personalize the deaths, show how the fabric of society is being shredded? Maybe it’s not doable, but…(going back to chapter seven…muttering to self…just do the damn job, E, you know you’re crap at “platform” stuff, just do what you can do.)

(If you’re not familiar with Elizabeth, she’s kinda a big deal. Go look her up on Amazon and give yourself some stunning guilty pleasure for Christmas.) 

 

Your Place

December 03, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Here’s a fun little you.  Thanks to the New York Times, you can find your place in line to et the Covid vaccine.

Click right here.

 

Roger Stoned?

December 03, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Holeeee Cow, Roger Stone came up with the coolest conspiracy theory ever.

Stone claims, without any inkling of proof, that North Korea interfered in our election.  Well, I shouldn’t say no proof. He does have some details.

He says —

“I just learned of absolute incontrovertible evidence of North Korean boats delivering ballots through a harbor in Maine, the state of Maine,” Stone said. “If this checks out, if law enforcement looked into that and it turned out to be true, it would be proof of foreign involvement in the election.”

Okay, here’s a map.

 

 

See the little red dot?  That’s North Korea.

I trust you know where Maine is.

Helluva trip.  Plus, I would think North Korean boats in a Maine harbor would draw some attention.  We don’t trade with North Korea.

See, here they come up with true facts and everybody just laughs at them.

 

Pardon Me?

December 03, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Well, Trump was right about one thing in his 46 minute hissy fit —

New York Attorney General Letitia James has vowed to continue her office’s investigation into President Donald Trump’s businesses that are based in the state.

Eric Trump has given a deposition and Ivanka was deposed on December 1 about the Inaugural Committee’s 2016 expenditures.  I guess they both told Dad about how serious this is.

 

Republican Women

December 03, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Houston Republican Lacey Hull won the District 138 Texas House race by 2,000 votes out of 65,000.

Lacey Hull

When voters in District 138 went to the polls, what they did not know is that on the morning of November 3rd, Lacey’s husband filed for divorce, citing “Respondent has committed adultery” as one of the causes of the divorce.  Texas has no-fault divorce so it was unnecessary to list the cause.  But, there it is.

Lacey was endorsed by the Katy Christian Magazine and the president of the Eagle Forum.

The alleged partner in this broken vows is Cole Hefner, an East Texas state representative with seven children and a proud member of the South Jefferson Baptist Church.

Cole Hefner

Apparently it was known but kept quiet among some Republicans that this was coming.  A few of her endorsers had their names removed from her endorsement list.  Others didn’t know or didn’t care.

My friends over at Living Blue Texas have the whole story and all the paperwork.  Job well done, guys.

To be honest, I am fed to my head with holier-than-thou stories coming from Republicans so when one shows their true colors and then hides it from voters to boot, I’m ready to call names.